Pic Of The Day - 31 May 2012

Various shades of my India.. :)




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Joke - Gujju love letter

Gujju luv letter:
Mari deer Puspa..
U r que tea,luv lee, sack sea,on nest,a tract thief,cheer fool,soup pub & u r my mst pres yes lower..
Taro cumless (kamlesh)



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Joke - superman

What is Superman's favourite hindi song??

Hawa mein Udtaa jaye, mera Lal Duppataa Malmal ka !!
;)=D



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Joke - Problem vs Challenge

TEACHER:
What is the difference between
problem and challenge????

STUDENT:
3boys+1girl= Problem
1boy+3girls= Challenge.
:p



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Pic Of The Day - 30 May 2012

It Happens Only In India... :)


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Gyan - Chess

Chess says everything about men & women.

The King has to take one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she feels like...
:p=))



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Gyan - Woman's Age

When a woman asks you to guess her age...
It's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
:p



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Joke - shareef dulha

Jain Ladkiwale - Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye Jo Paan Khata Na Ho, Cigarette, Daru Peeta Na Ho, Koi Demand Na Ho, Jo Sirf Hamare Tarah Boiled Khana Khata Ho, Aur Jo Bas Din Raat Bhagwan Ka Naam Leta Ho...

Pandit - Aisa Ladka Toh Aapko ICU Ke Emergency Ward Main Hi Milega...!!!
:)



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PJ - Bheja Fry (Indian PJs)

Bheja Fry.

Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??

Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )


Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI

Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)


Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? :)

Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener


Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?

Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai!


Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!


Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho...............

Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).


Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?

Ans:- adidas


Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?

Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!


Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
OK lot's of head scratching done.

Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!


Want one more...


Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??

Ans:- D'Cold (chain ki saans - D'cold)


Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite simple..

Ans:- D'Cold again kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi


Q11. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the. Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?

Ans:- Because Mayuri 'can - go'.


Ek aur..


Q12. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...

Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha... Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe


Q13. kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???

Ans :- Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
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Gyan - Scratch

There is Only One brand that can claim they started their business from a 'scratch'.
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"Itch Guard"
;)=D




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Pic Of The Day - 28 May 2012

Thanks@Aman for sharing this :)




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Joke - Table manners

A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: '

Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to... The bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman?

Sherman: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny?

Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.'

The teacher was speechless and fainted
=))




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Gyan- Rich people

THIS IS Y I HATE VISITING RICH PEOPLE!
QS: wat wud u like 2 drink; fruit juice,soda, tea,milo,chocolate,or coffee?
ANS: "Tea pls"
QS: Ceylon tea,herbal tea, bush tea,honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?
ANS: "Ceylon tea pls"
QS: " How wud u like it ? Black or white?"
ANS: "WHITE PLS"
QS: " Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"
ANS: "Milk pls"
QS: "Goat milk, , camel milk, or cow milk?"
ANS: "Cow milk pls"
QS: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?
ANS:"Afrikaner cow pls"
QS: "WARM OR COLD"
ANS: "Warm pls"
QS: "Full cream,low fat, or fat free?"
ANS: "Ummmm....I'll rather take it black pls"
QS:"Would u like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ANS:" WITH SUGAR PLS"
QS: "Cane sugar,or Beet sugar"
ANS:" Cane sugar pls"
QS: "White, brown,or yellow sugar?"
ANS: "JST 4GT ABOUT TEA ,I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF WATER INSTEAD PLS."
QS: " Mineral or still water?"
ANS:" MINERAL WATER PLS"
QS : " Flavoured or non flavoured?"
ANS: " hey VOETSKEK man! just give water from da river, & dnt ask me which river. ;)
:p




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Joke - Save fuel

DHOOM 3..
John&Hritik r on BIKE wid speed of 400km/hr
&
suddenly
RaJni overtakes them with CYCLE..
&says,
Yenna RascaLaa
Save Fuellaa, Use Cycallaa.
;)




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Joke - Ladki patane ke natije

Gawar ladki patane k natije-
Boyfrnd ko pendrive de kar bolti hai -
"mere ko isme facebook daal kar dena....
Mai bhi chalaungi....!! !!!"
:D :D


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Pic of the day - 26 May 2012

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Joke - Neend nahi aati

Maine apne dil se pucha- Mujhe raat bhar neend Q ni aati?

Dil ne kaha- Drama mat kr,
tu din me so Leta hai...

<('.') Oh shit
)(> mujhe laga tha ki
/ \ pyar ho gya hai... :p




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Gyan - Relationship

There are 4 people involved in a relationship.
1.The boy
2.The girl
3.EX who keeps on disturbing
4.Someone who silently waits for the breakups
X..>...>...X



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Pic Of The Day - 25 May 2012

It happens only in india. Rush & chaos at a wine shop... as if they were distributing free samples :)

Joke - Hollywood movies in punjabi

If Hollywood movies were mde in PUNJABwood..

Jurrasic park- dinasour da rola
Spiderman- jaale jatt de.
Superman- udd da jatt.
Terminator- lohe da jatt kad dau watt.
Charlie's angels- jattiyan kamal kardi.
Baby's day out- jatt da kaka pave syaapa...!!



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Joke - Good Hubby

WIfe-Agar me kho gayi to tum kya kroge.
Hus.-Baba k pas jaunga.
WIfe-Tum kitne ache ho,kya kahoge unse?
Hus.-Kahunga baba apki "kripa ho gayi":p



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Joke - Petrol hike

Santa: Oye bante, petrol 7.5rs mehnga ho gaya yaar!!
Banta: Mainu kee??!!... Main to pehle bhi 1000 ka dalwata tha, ab bhi 1000 ka dalwaunga.
=D



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Comment-baazi - Petrol Price Hike In India

Well.. the increase in petrol prices by a WHOOPING 7.5rs is a shock to everyone... However here we just summarize what all is on at the networking sites:_

1.Petrol is now so expensive that Sonam Kapoor can wear it to Cannes.

2.UPA has just peTROLLED everyone.

3.BREAKING NEWS: The sardar kid in the 'papa petrol khatam hi nahi hota' ad commits suicide.

4.If government can't fix petrol prices, let BCCI take over.

5.Rahul Gandhi understands this pain. He will meet PM and 1.50 rs rollback will be announced. Sab bolo Rahul Gandhi ki jai.

6.The only time they consulted Mamata Banerjee was before removing cartoons from textbooks.

7.last night's UPA dinner was sponsored by Indian Oil Corporation.

8.Please note: now guv employees are accpeting bribe in form of Petrol.

9.At this rate ,instead of buying petrol, It's going to get to a point where it will be cheaper to just hire people to push your car in India.

10.Petrol Pump Attendant : Kitne ka daaloon? me : 2-4 Rupye ka bike ke upar spray kar de bhai. Aag lagani hai.

11. Breaking news.. Another Rave Party Busted... Kith & Kin of well known Rich families caught sniffing PETROL... Wow!!

12. Weird imaginations surrounding my mind like - 1. People are using Ghoda - gadha n bel gaadi .. 2. Ghoda parking 50rs ... Gadha parking 30rs bel gaadi 20rs and FINAL ONE - mrs sharma to mr. Sharma " a g sunte ho.. Padosiyo ne naya Ghoda khareeda hai ... Hum kab tak tattoo use karenge ... :'(




:p

Joke - Father of my kid

A Phone Conversation.
Lady: I think u r the Father of 1 of my kids.
Man: Oh my God! R u Kiran?
Lady: No
Man: Sheela?
Lady: No
Man: Menka?
Lady (in total confusion): No Sir, Im the Class teacher of ur son.
Ooops :D.



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Pic Of The Day - 23 May 2012

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Gyan - Boss Knows It

BOSS's NOTE:-
Dear employees,

We do get to know when you're texting during the meeting.

Because seriously, no one looks at their own private parts & smiles...
:p


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Gyan - Honest Husband

Husband banate samay
Bhagwan ne kaha-
"Achhe, Honest, Responsible & Samajhdaar husband Duniya ke har kone me milenge"
AUR FIR..
BHAGWAAN NE DUNIYA GOL BANA
DI..;)

Lo, Ab Dhoond Lo kona...
X_X



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Gyan

Don't break anybody's heart coz they have only 1 heart..
..
Break their bones, they have 206...
:p



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Pic Of The Day - 22 May 2012

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Joke - Kaamchor

3 alsi kamchor milke khana kha rahe the...
Namak kum laga,..
1 bola: jo pehle bolega wo namak layega!..
Sab bethe rahe, na kuchh khaya...
3 din bethe rahe, fr teeno behosh gaye...
Logo ne socha 3no marr gye...
Pehle ko dafnane lage to wo bola: oye! M zinda hu...
Tabhi baki dono bole:
JA SALE! Namak tu hi la!..
:D:D



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Joke - Santa Rocks

Boss asked Santa to bring 2 corner tickets for a movie to go with his Girl Friend.

Santa Brought 2 corner tickets..

A1----------E40

Santa rocks! :D tingling ling 2
=))


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Joke- Poultry farm

3 poultry farms ki inspection ho rhi thi.
Inspector: Tum murgiyo ko kya khilate ho?

1st:-"Bajra"

Inspector: Wrong food, arrest him.

2nd:-"Chawal"

inspector:-Wrong food, arrest him.

Santa darr gaya or bola:
"Ji hum to murgiyo ko 5-5 Rs de dete hain... ke jo tumhari marji ho ja kar khalo"..!!
\=D/=)):D




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Joke - Damad ki izzat

Sasural mein damad ki izzat kyo zada hoti hai ?

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Kyoki woh jante hain ki ye vohi mahaan aadmi hai jisne hamare ghar ka toofan sambhal rakha hai
:)


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Joke - Boss ki class.

Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Employee : That's easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer
into the fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp
filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday

Boss : Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : oppss....I guess she drowned?

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the airoplane.
You may leave now..

Moral: Jitna marzi prepare karlo.. Agar boss ne thaan li hai Class lene ki to leke hi manega.....=))



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Funny Pic Of The Day

Its really hot outside... I really cant sleep without an AC.  :p  :)



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Joke - Hubby's bad day

Very angry Husband to wife-
"Can my day get any worse?"

Wife-
"Challenge accepted."

:p



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Joke - Confidence Dekho

Mujhse vo kehti h k
Tumhari zindagi jannat bna dungi..
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Bnani usko 'maggi' b ni aati.

(',') /
,) ) cnfidnce dekho
./ L logon ka !!

:p =D



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Joke - Heights

Heights::
One girl went to a electronic shop in anger and threw her new laptop on the desk at a person from whom she bought.
She told the salesman that you have cheated me
I cannot transfer file frm my previous laptop..
Salesman:- Madam, can u plz try in front of me.

This is what She did
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which she wanted to transfer and
selected CUT option
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC
3) Took that mouse carefully and
connected it to the other PC where she wanted to copy that file
4) Right clicked the mouse and
selected the PASTE option

Salesman gota a heat attack & DIED!!
X_X=D



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Gyan

Tragedy of Indian Married Men-

Ek To Biwi Apni Marzi Se Jeene Nahi Deti...

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Aur Uppar Se "Karva Chauth" Ka Vrat Rakh-Rakh Kar Marne Bhi Nahi Deti.....:p



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Joke

 Height of Lazines:

2 frnz wer studin at nyt

1st-whts d tym?

2nd threw a stone @ d windw of neghbr

1 lady cme n tld: Kamino ab to so jao rat k 3 baj rhe hai

Bro its 3 am
=D =))



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Gyan

**Side effects of alcohol.... And remedies!!!*

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
1. *Symptom*: Cold and humid feet. *
Cause*- Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink
on your feet). *
Cure: *Manoueuvre glass until open end is facing upward

2. *Symptom*: The wall facing you is full of lights. *
Cause : *You're lying on the floor. *
Cure: *Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. *Symptom*- The floor looks blurry. *
Cause : *You're looking through an empty glass. *
Cure: *Quickly refill your glass!

4. *Symptom*: The floor is moving. *
Cause : *You're being dragged away. *
Cure: *At least ask where they're taking you!

5. *Symptom*-You hear echoes every time someone speaks. *
Cause : *You have your glass on your ear and tryin to drink from it *
Cure: *Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. *Symptom*: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny. *
Cause : *You're in the wrong house. *
Cure* -Ask if they can point you to your house.

7. *Symptom* The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and
the music is very repetitive. *
Cause* : You're in an ambulance. *
Cure*- Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.* 
=D X_X




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Joke

Wife: What You Think About Our Love?

Husband: Try To Count The Stars In The Sky.

Wife: Awwww.... It's Infinite?!

Husband: No Dear!
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Its Waste Of Time..!!
=))



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Gyan

Tell a girl "she's beautiful" million times.. She will never believe you.

Tell her "she's fat" once.. She will never forget it.
:p



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Joke

Gf- Meri mummy ko tum bohot pasand aaye. Bf (sharmake)-Kuch bhi ho, mein shaadi tumse hi karunga, Aunty se kehna mujhe bhul jaye
=)) :p


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Joke

Suicide bomber: "EVERYONE HAS 1 MINUTE TO GET OUT OF THE PET STORE"
Turtle: "You bastard"
:]xx


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Joke

Teacher to Santa: Name 5 animals that live in water
Santa : uumm .... Frog
Teacher : Ok... The other 4
Santa : Frog di Maa, odi Penn, oda Praa te oda Pyo ....
:p



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Gyan

Sirf 2 log naseeb wale hote hai ...

Ek vo jinko sacha pyar milta hai...

Aur

Dusre Vo jinka Tarbooj Mitha nikalta hai...

Happy Tarbooj Season ....
:)


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Joke

A superb ad in paper:

"FOR SALE-
Complete set of Encyclopaedia in good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married.
Wife knows EVERYTHING.
:p



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Joke

6.2 million copies of new book sold in just 2 days due to error of 1 alphabet in title. 



"An idea , that can change your Wife"...
X_X




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PJ

1 aadmi ki 6 ungilya thi,
sab log use Radhe Shyam kehte the,
Batao kyo?
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Socho
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Kyunki Radhe Shyam hi uska Naam tha
Faltu Dimag mat lagaya karo..
:D




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Joke

Girlfriend Called her Boyfriend
GF: Honey where are you?
BF: I'm at the bank.
GF: Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to
activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my
hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.
BF: Sorry, I meant I was at the. River "bank". Do you want fish Honey ???
:D


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Joke

Bf- today i am very tensed.. Subah gaadi lag gayi, office pahucha toh saale boss ne bhi kaafi suna diyaa.. mood bahot kharab hai aaj. sir bhi dukh rha hai..



Gf-hmmm! Acha wo sb chhodo, ye dekho!!


Meri nyi chappal!!
=D


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Joke (Featured)

Khargosh k 12th me 55% aye aur kachue k 40%,
fir v kachue ka admissn college me ho gya.
Q??
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Sports kota.

Bachpan me race jeeta tha.

yaad hai na
;)



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Joke

Santa was sitting on a beach.
American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No, i'm Santa Singh.
Another American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No, i'm Santa Singh!
Another American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No, i'm Santa Singh!
Santa left that place in anger & asks one American lying at some distance:
R u Relaxing ?
American: Yes.
Santa gives him a slap and says: everyone is searching for u & u r lying here...!! Salla dekhne mein to gora lagta hai.. Pata nahi kyu yeh zameen bech bech ke aa jaate hain punjab se..??
X_X


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Joke

3 dost picnic pe gye,
Pahuchne ke baad yaad aya ki pepsi ghar bhul gye..
Decide hua ki sabse chota dost ghar se pepsi laega,
Chote dost ki ek shart thi ki
Jab tak main na aau koi samose nhi khaega..
2 ghante guzar gae, dost nhi aya.
4 ghante guzar gae, dost nhi aya.
6 ghante guzar gae, dost nhi aya.
Jab 7 ghante guzar gaye.. Bhaiyo ne socha ab samosa kha lena chahye.. Jese hi khane gaye.. Ped k peeche se chota dost nikla aur kaha:
.
"Aise karoge to main nahi jaunga !!!!"
:p :D




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Gyan

Girls are like police.
Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth from you.
>=) #:-s



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Joke

Santa Samundr Me Dahi Daal Raha Tha.
Banta: Kya Kar Raha Hai?
Santa: Lassi Bana Raha Hu.
Banta: Isliye Log Hum Par Joke Banate Hai,Itni Lassi Kya Tera Baap Piyega?


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Joke (Featured)

Wife : give me your phone for a second


Husband : wait let me switch it on
... Delete video
Delete picture
Delete music
Delete private
Delete number
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete X_X
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete X_X
Delete
Delete
FORMAT MeMoRY CARD
#:-s

...Here u go
3-|
I have nothing to hide from u!!

Wife : I just wanted to see the time
:>
=))


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Gyan

87% of young people have back pain.
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The other 13% don't have a computer.
:p



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Joke

Rajnikant's Fb Status -

"Those Who Will Not Like This Status
Will Not Be Able To Use Facebook Anymore."

Notification - Mark Zuckerberg And 342Million Others Like This.
Comments - Mark Zuckerberg: Jab dekho bachhe ki jaan lene pe tula rehta hai,, :(

B-) :O =))


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Joke (Featured)

Poems Written By Husband And Wife..!??

This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force...!

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.!

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU..!

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star!
You should know what you are!
And once you know what you are!
Mental hospital is not so far..!

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful..
The grass and flowers too.!
If rain makes all things beautiful?
Why doesn't it rain on you??

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue.
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.!
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too..
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you..!


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Joke

Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekta or bolta,

'AUR GADHE'!

Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta...

Agle din jb wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola..

Thoda aage ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola..

SAMAJ TO TU GAYA HI HOGA...!!



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Joke

Santa . apni Billi se tang aakar use dur chhod aaya.
Ghar aaya to billi vapas aa gai thi
Vo dusari bar chhod aya billi phir vapas aa gai
3rd time vo use bahut dur chhod aaya,
Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko phone kiya: Kya billi ghar aa gai?
Bwi: Yes!
Santa: Us kamini ko bhej yahan, main rasta bhul gaya hun
>:O=))


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Joke

A minister during his speech told a story.....
"There was a father who gave 100 bucks to each of his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up a room completely.
First son bought hay for the 100 bucks but couldn't fill the room entirely.
Second son bought cotton for 100 bucks but couldn't fill the room entirely.
Third son bought a candle for only 1 buck and lit it up and the room was filled with light completely."
The minister added "Our Leader is like the third son. From the day he has taken charge of his office, our country is filled with the bright light of prosperity"
A voice from the back-bench asked "Where is the remaining 99 bucks??" =D


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Joke

A Young Man Asked A Rich Old Man:
How He Made His Money ?
The Old Guy Said:
Son, It was 1932,
The depth of the Great Depression
I Was Down To My Last Nickel
I Invested That In An Apple And Spent
The Entire Day Polishing It;
& At The End Of The Day,
I Sold The Apple For 10 Cents..!
The Nxt Day ,I Invested Those 10 Cents
In 2 Apples.
I Spent The Entire Day Polishing Them;
& Sold Them For 20 Cents, I Continued
This 4 A Month,
By The End Of Which I Had Accumulated
A Fortune Of $.1.37,
Then My Wife's Father Died & Left Us 2
Million Dollars..!
MORAL:
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Hard Work Is Just Shit..
Find A Chic Whose Father Is Rich 


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Gyan

Interesting thing about Tom & Jerry...
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You can see them running naked whole day but while swimmimg they wear swimmimg suit !
:D:D:p=D


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Joke

1st Man: Which Is The Best Month To Get Married?

2nd Man: Octembruary!

1st Man: Don't Be Silly, There Is No Such Month..

2nd Man: Exactly

:D


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Joke

Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekta or bolta,

'AUR kaminey'!

Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta...

Agle din jb wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola..

Thoda aage ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola..

SAMAJ TO TU GAYA HI HOGA...!!



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Joke

Santa goes to china.
Fell in love with a Chinese girl, got married and settled there.
After a few year Banta get the news that Santa's wife died.
So Banta tahes the first available flight and goes to china to console his friend.
When he meets Santa he was unsure what to say...
So he keeps his hand on santa's shoulder.. And.. Suddenly blurts...
"Dekh sante.. chinese thi... Aur kitna chalti yaar??"
:p :D



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Gyan (Featured)

"Apart from SINGLE &COMMITTED der shud b one mor status in a relation,


I DONT KNOW WHAT D HELL IS GOIN' ON Between US
:D" =D


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Joke

Girlfriend- u r extremely impolite.
All da tym i ws talking 2 u & u kept yawning.. :(

Bf- I ws nt yawning dear...I ws tryng 2 say sumthng..
#:-s
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Joke

Santa joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Santa :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"
\=D/ #:-s


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Gyan

Have heard Married life is so easy.
It's just like a walk in the park.
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BUT the problem is:......
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That the park is Jurassic :p


Sent by Sunil (Noida). Thanks :)
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Joke (Featured)

AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves and vampires.

INDIAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry, whichever wire you cut you"always choose the right".
3. A hero will show no pain, while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wound.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps


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Joke (Featured)

Santa - ''kaun si caste ke log desh ke subse achhe naagrik hote hain?''
Banta- '' baniye''
Santa - ''kaise?''
Banta - '' har jagah likha rahta hai .......DESH KE ACHHE NAGRIK BANIYE''!!;)


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Joke

Punjabi is Mathematical Language:

Dil V13, 80 V Tere, 

Horr 10 ki Haal A 13, 

Yaarn Dostan Nu ainj Nahi 27 da, 

Ok 22 G Ijazat 2, 

32 bhujayo te 100 Jayo..

Gyan (Featured)

This has got to be one of the cleverest msgs I've received in a while, Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one!)

DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE

PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN?

DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM?

ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE?

A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
I M A DOT IN PLACE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE

MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER!!!


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Joke

Wife:'I want a blackberry or apple on my coming bday'

Gujju Husband replied:-'Mango' ni season chhe mari bakudi 'Mango' kha' =D


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Featured Joke

4-5 dost baithe pee rahe the.
Tabhi table par rakha mobile baja-

Boy- Hello

GF- Main market me hu kya main 50 hazar wala gold set le lu?

Boy- Haan lelo lelo

GF- Ek silk suit bhi lelu 5500 ka hai?

Boy- Ha janu lelo,suno 2-4 lelo

GF- Thik hai.. tumhara credit card mere paas hai usi se le rahi hu

Boy- Thik hai

All Friends- Tu pagal hai ya tujhe chad gayi hai?

Boy- Wo sab chhodo aur ye batao ki yeh mobile kiska hai?


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Gyan (Featured)

Only in india....

Actors are playing cricket, Cricketers are playing politics, Politicians are watching porn and Porn stars are becoming actors ...... !!
=))


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Joke - Rajini strikes again

Rajnikant was putting his dogs tail into a pipe.
Man: Oye Pagal, dogs tail will never bcome straight.
Rajnikant: Yenna Rascala, its my dog, I am just bending the pipe.


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Featured Joke (mature)

Why Ayesha Takia and Pamela Anderson could never REALLY hug each other?
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Because they live in different countries!
But i like the way u think...
:p



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Gyan

WORLD of Social Networking :)
The place where people add u as a frnd & walk past u in da street...
Where relationships are perfect,affairs are started & liars believe dey are telling da truth..
Your enemies view ur profile picture da, yet your family deletes and block u..
And even though you write what u are really thinking, someone always takes it da wrong way..
And people always think your status is about them..=D :'( =))



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Featured Joke

Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Girl: I can eat 6 apples.
Boy: you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that's not in empty stomach.
Girl: wow super joke I'll tell my friend.
~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
Girl to Other Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?
Other Girl: I can eat 10.
Girl: Pagal 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati...!
=))



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Joke

1 Maa ki request hai,
Plz agr free msg ho to itna felao k us k bete tk pahuch jaye!

Beta Ramesh, Beta Suresh
Pitaji ki patlun ek bilaan choti ho gyi ho to ghar aa jao...
X_X=D=))



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BBM Joke

21st Century kids standing at museum looking at an Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below.
1st Kid: What does that mean.
2nd Kid: Must be his BBM Pin.
:D




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Joke

Four insurance companies are in competition.
One comes up with the slogan "Coverage from the cradle to the grave."
The 2nd one tries to improve on that with "Coverage from the womb to the tomb."
Not to be outdone, the 3d one comes up with "From the sperm to the worm."
The 4th insurance company really thought hard and almost gave up the race, but finally came up with "From the erection to the resurrection".
:D

Gyan

Lazy Rule 1436300228452:-
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You didn't read all the numbers.
:p

Joke

Son came home drunk, to avoid mom's scolding he took a Laptop & started working.
Mom: R U drunk?
Son: No mom.
Mom: Haramkhor, phir suitcase khol k kya type kar raha hai??
=D

P.J.

Rishte Tod Deti Hai "GF"

Insan Ko Tanha Kar Deti Hai "GF"

Na Aane Dena Dil K Pas Kabhi "GF" ko

QK DIL Se Dhadkan Ko Juda Kar Deti He ye "GF"

GF="GALAT FAHMI"

:p

Gyan

The secret of a successful marriage is "the workshop"
The husband "works"
And
The wife "shops" ;)

Joke

We indians work on the "Principle of rockets'
It doesn't mean we aim for the sky
It means that we don't start working unless our tail is on fire....:)

Joke

Girl- which laptop do u have?
Boy- I have a laptop with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B)

Boy- which laptop do YOU have???
Girl- A PINK ONE !!!!

Joke

Boy to God: Give me a Beautiful Girl..

God: if ur muslim I'll giv u katrina
If ur hindu I'll giv u kareena
If ur a christian I'll giv u angelina
What's your name?

Boy: afzal arun fernandes..

God: Bobby darling lao re, sala over smart ban raha hai..
:p X_X

Joke

GABAR: Aaj maine basanti ko nahate vakht dekha,

VIRU: Kute kameene mai tera khoon pee jaunga,

GABBAR: abe chirkut Mai naha raha tha,
basanti ja rahi thi....
:D

New P.J.

Mohabat ke raste mein har waqt dard milega..

Mohabat ke raste mein har waqt dard milega..

Meri mano, Isi raste par Medical Store khol lo, Mast chalega.. ;)

P.J.

A Rat and a Bat had a one night stand ..
The next morning they forgot about it ..
Why ?!
Because, Rat gayi Bat gayi !
:| =D =))

Joke

Height of Facebook Addicit0n:

A b0y's fb status

I'm onLine on fb during Lecture hahaha* :)

Comment fr0m his pr0fess0r:Get out of the cLass n0w* :p

Dean Liked comment! ;)

Friend commented:*jaLdi aa yar, cafe may fit mahoL hy* :D

Gate keeper's comment:*Saab pehLe idhar aa k apni bike Lock kardein* :p

Mom commented:*NaLaik cLass ni parhni toh sabzi Le k seedha ghar wapis aa..* :p

DaD cOmmented: Dkhlo apne betay ki harkatain.. :/

G.f cOmmented: I Hate U! :@ mUjhse kaha tha Daddi hOsPitaL may hyn miL nai sakta*

Daddi cOmmented:ManhOos tU ghar aa batati hOoN tUjhe* :p ;)

Joke

Someone placed a bomb in a supermarket.
A lady, busy with her shopping was walking to wards the spot.
Everyone around started yelling "Aunty bomb hai, aunty bomb hai"...

Aunty blushed and said "Nai re pagle , ab voh pehle wali baat kahan"
;;)=))

Gyan

Dil Me Agar "CPU" Hota To?
Sabhi Yaadon Ko Save Kar Sakte,

Dimaag Me Agar "PRINTER" Hota To?
Khayaalo Ka "PRINT OUT" Nikal Dete,

Dharkan Me Agar "PEN DRIVE" Hoti To?
Zindagi Ka Backup Le Lete ,

Mann Me Jo "BLUETOOTH" Hota To?
Baaton Ko Transfer Kar Lete,

Ankhon Me Jo "WEBCAM" Hota To?
Tasviron Ko Receive Kar Sakte,

Kaash Zindagi Bhi Ek "COMPUTER" Hoti?
ToH Restart Kar Lete . . . .

Joke

A short walk is so Difficult when no one walks with you..
But a long Journey is just like a few steps when
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A street dog is running behind you..;):)

Joke

A conducter kised a lady in his bus,
Police tuk d cnductr 2 jail & gav him electric shock bt it hd no efect!
Y?
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coz he ws a "BAD CONDUCTOR"
Physics ji physics

Joke

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar diya.
Teacher- Ye kya kiya?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna.
:D

Joke

A Boy takes A Girl On Date ..
Girl Orders Costly Champagne , Lobster , etc.

Boy - Do you Eat so costly food Like this When Going With your family . . . ?
Girl : No. . . . . . .
Boy : Then why are you burdening my pocket ?
Girl - Because My Family Doesnt Plan to f**k Me After dinner....

New PJ

"What's common between sperms & govt employees " ??



Ans : " Only one in a million works. ! "=))

PJs

‎​1) Tumhari adaao pe main vari vari...
Tumhari adaao pe main vari vari...
Dial 139 for railway enquiry...

2) How do you 'cut' roads?
By laughing!..
Because 'Haste haste cut jaye raste'


3) Beer pine se pehle bolte hai cheers...
Beer pine se pehle bolte hai cheers...
Arey o pushpa, I hate tears!


4) Bhook meri mar gayi,
mujhe lagti nahin pyaas....
The time period of pendulum is independent of its mass


5) Na jeene ki tamaana hai na marne ka khauf...
Na jeene ki tamaana hai na marne ka khauf...
The number you are trying is currently switched off.

6) Deadly Delhi Metro shayari:
Tum pehno topi, hum pehnenge cap...
Tum pehno topi, hum pehnenge cap...
Doors will open on the left, please mind the gap.

7) Apne gamo ko mere dost apne dil me daba lo...
Apne gamo ko mere dost apne dil me daba lo...
Naya godrej powder hair dye: Bas kato, gholo aur lagalo.

Joke

HARYANA ROCKS

Ek bar ek tai ne bus rukwali..

Conductor- tai kit jagi??

Tai- beta jana juna to kitte koni.. Yo mhara chhora rowe hai.. 
Ek bar po-po bajwa de :p

Joke

Pretty Zinfa : Nirma baba meri IPL Team haar rahi hai kya karun???

Nirma Baba: jhappiyan (hugs) deti ho players ko???

Pretty Zinfa: han baba

Nirma Baba: apne players ko dena band karo opposite team walo ko dena shuru karo Kripa aani shru ho jaegi...:):)

Joke

Brilliant lines written in a honeymoon resort :-
Please close the windows and draw the curtains before u begin... Your love might be blind but our staff is not.

Gyan.. ;)

Aaj ka gyan :-
Agar koi hume acha lagta hai to acha wo nahi hum hai...
And agar koi hume bura lagta hai to bura wahi hai Qki hum to aache hai na.... ;)

Kuchh Bhi

This place is where I plan to just post anything random that I come across..
Random pics of people doing some stupidity on the roadside...
BBM forwards...
Silly sms jokes...
Basically anything that gives a lighter moment to the ones reading.


Stay tuned.. :)