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Wife : give me your phone for a second
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Husband : wait let me switch it on
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FORMAT MeMoRY CARD
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...Here u go
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I have nothing to hide from u!!

Wife : I just wanted to see the time
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Gyan

87% of young people have back pain.
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The other 13% don't have a computer.
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Rajnikant's Fb Status -

"Those Who Will Not Like This Status
Will Not Be Able To Use Facebook Anymore."

Notification - Mark Zuckerberg And 342Million Others Like This.
Comments - Mark Zuckerberg: Jab dekho bachhe ki jaan lene pe tula rehta hai,, :(

B-) :O =))


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Poems Written By Husband And Wife..!??

This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force...!

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.!

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU..!

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star!
You should know what you are!
And once you know what you are!
Mental hospital is not so far..!

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful..
The grass and flowers too.!
If rain makes all things beautiful?
Why doesn't it rain on you??

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue.
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.!
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too..
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you..!


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Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekta or bolta,

'AUR GADHE'!

Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta...

Agle din jb wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola..

Thoda aage ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola..

SAMAJ TO TU GAYA HI HOGA...!!



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