Joke - Boss ki class.

Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Employee : That's easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer
into the fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp
filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday

Boss : Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : oppss....I guess she drowned?

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the airoplane.
You may leave now..

Moral: Jitna marzi prepare karlo.. Agar boss ne thaan li hai Class lene ki to leke hi manega.....=))



Thanks@Abhery for sharing this one :)
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