Joke - Santa Rocks

Boss asked Santa to bring 2 corner tickets for a movie to go with his Girl Friend.

Santa Brought 2 corner tickets..

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Santa rocks! :D tingling ling 2
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Joke- Poultry farm

3 poultry farms ki inspection ho rhi thi.
Inspector: Tum murgiyo ko kya khilate ho?

1st:-"Bajra"

Inspector: Wrong food, arrest him.

2nd:-"Chawal"

inspector:-Wrong food, arrest him.

Santa darr gaya or bola:
"Ji hum to murgiyo ko 5-5 Rs de dete hain... ke jo tumhari marji ho ja kar khalo"..!!
\=D/=)):D




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Joke - Damad ki izzat

Sasural mein damad ki izzat kyo zada hoti hai ?

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Kyoki woh jante hain ki ye vohi mahaan aadmi hai jisne hamare ghar ka toofan sambhal rakha hai
:)


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Joke - Boss ki class.

Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Employee : That's easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer
into the fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp
filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday

Boss : Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : oppss....I guess she drowned?

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the airoplane.
You may leave now..

Moral: Jitna marzi prepare karlo.. Agar boss ne thaan li hai Class lene ki to leke hi manega.....=))



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Funny Pic Of The Day

Its really hot outside... I really cant sleep without an AC.  :p  :)



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Joke - Hubby's bad day

Very angry Husband to wife-
"Can my day get any worse?"

Wife-
"Challenge accepted."

:p



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Joke - Confidence Dekho

Mujhse vo kehti h k
Tumhari zindagi jannat bna dungi..
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Bnani usko 'maggi' b ni aati.

(',') /
,) ) cnfidnce dekho
./ L logon ka !!

:p =D



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Joke - Heights

Heights::
One girl went to a electronic shop in anger and threw her new laptop on the desk at a person from whom she bought.
She told the salesman that you have cheated me
I cannot transfer file frm my previous laptop..
Salesman:- Madam, can u plz try in front of me.

This is what She did
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which she wanted to transfer and
selected CUT option
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC
3) Took that mouse carefully and
connected it to the other PC where she wanted to copy that file
4) Right clicked the mouse and
selected the PASTE option

Salesman gota a heat attack & DIED!!
X_X=D



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