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Khargosh k 12th me 55% aye aur kachue k 40%,
fir v kachue ka admissn college me ho gya.
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Sports kota.

Bachpan me race jeeta tha.

yaad hai na
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Santa was sitting on a beach.
American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No, i'm Santa Singh.
Another American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No, i'm Santa Singh!
Another American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No, i'm Santa Singh!
Santa left that place in anger & asks one American lying at some distance:
R u Relaxing ?
American: Yes.
Santa gives him a slap and says: everyone is searching for u & u r lying here...!! Salla dekhne mein to gora lagta hai.. Pata nahi kyu yeh zameen bech bech ke aa jaate hain punjab se..??
X_X


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3 dost picnic pe gye,
Pahuchne ke baad yaad aya ki pepsi ghar bhul gye..
Decide hua ki sabse chota dost ghar se pepsi laega,
Chote dost ki ek shart thi ki
Jab tak main na aau koi samose nhi khaega..
2 ghante guzar gae, dost nhi aya.
4 ghante guzar gae, dost nhi aya.
6 ghante guzar gae, dost nhi aya.
Jab 7 ghante guzar gaye.. Bhaiyo ne socha ab samosa kha lena chahye.. Jese hi khane gaye.. Ped k peeche se chota dost nikla aur kaha:
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"Aise karoge to main nahi jaunga !!!!"
:p :D




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Gyan

Girls are like police.
Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth from you.
>=) #:-s



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Santa Samundr Me Dahi Daal Raha Tha.
Banta: Kya Kar Raha Hai?
Santa: Lassi Bana Raha Hu.
Banta: Isliye Log Hum Par Joke Banate Hai,Itni Lassi Kya Tera Baap Piyega?


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