Friday, May 4, 2012

Joke

Punjabi is Mathematical Language:
Dil V13, 80 V Tere, 
Horr 10 ki Haal A 13, 
Yaarn Dostan Nu ainj Nahi 27 da, 
Ok 22 G Ijazat 2, 
32 bhujayo te 100 Jayo..



Gyan (Featured)

This has got to be one of the cleverest msgs I've received in a while, Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one!)

DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE

PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN?

DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM?

ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE?

A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
I M A DOT IN PLACE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE

MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER!!!


Thanks@Sid for sharing this one :)
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