Joke - CEO Choudhary

The new C.E.O. was walking in the factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere..
He approached the man & asked him, "How much do you earn?"
Guy was amazed n said, "3000, sir."
CEO took out wallet n gave the guy 9000 n told him,
"I pay people here 2 work n not 2 waste time..
This is ur 3 month's salary n now get out of here NEVER come back.."

The CEO now looked at other workers & asked,
"Who was that guy?"
Workers replied,
"He was the pizza delivery guy sir..."

MORAL:
Zyada chaudhary bhi nhi banna chahiye.

Thanks@Ishan for sharing this one :)
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Joke - Andha Faqeer.

Wife or husband shop se nikle to ek faqeer ne kaha :..
Shehzaadi !!! 5 Rupay de de......Andha hoon... ....
Husband ne wife ki taraf dekha or bola :
"De de.....Waqai andha hai"

Thanks @ Abhay for sharing this one :)

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