Joke

Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekta or bolta,

'AUR kaminey'!

Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta...

Agle din jb wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola..

Thoda aage ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola..

SAMAJ TO TU GAYA HI HOGA...!!



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Joke

Santa goes to china.
Fell in love with a Chinese girl, got married and settled there.
After a few year Banta get the news that Santa's wife died.
So Banta tahes the first available flight and goes to china to console his friend.
When he meets Santa he was unsure what to say...
So he keeps his hand on santa's shoulder.. And.. Suddenly blurts...
"Dekh sante.. chinese thi... Aur kitna chalti yaar??"
:p :D



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Gyan (Featured)

"Apart from SINGLE &COMMITTED der shud b one mor status in a relation,


I DONT KNOW WHAT D HELL IS GOIN' ON Between US
:D" =D


Thanks@Addy for sharing this :)
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Joke

Girlfriend- u r extremely impolite.
All da tym i ws talking 2 u & u kept yawning.. :(

Bf- I ws nt yawning dear...I ws tryng 2 say sumthng..
#:-s
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