Joke

Santa . apni Billi se tang aakar use dur chhod aaya.
Ghar aaya to billi vapas aa gai thi
Vo dusari bar chhod aya billi phir vapas aa gai
3rd time vo use bahut dur chhod aaya,
Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko phone kiya: Kya billi ghar aa gai?
Bwi: Yes!
Santa: Us kamini ko bhej yahan, main rasta bhul gaya hun
>:O=))


Thanks@Sandy for sharing this one :)
To get your jokes featured here with your name, send them to ainveyi@gmail.com

Joke

A minister during his speech told a story.....
"There was a father who gave 100 bucks to each of his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up a room completely.
First son bought hay for the 100 bucks but couldn't fill the room entirely.
Second son bought cotton for 100 bucks but couldn't fill the room entirely.
Third son bought a candle for only 1 buck and lit it up and the room was filled with light completely."
The minister added "Our Leader is like the third son. From the day he has taken charge of his office, our country is filled with the bright light of prosperity"
A voice from the back-bench asked "Where is the remaining 99 bucks??" =D


Thanks@Bhavna for sharing :)
To get your jokes featured here with your name, send them to ainveyi@gmail.com

Joke

A Young Man Asked A Rich Old Man:
How He Made His Money ?
The Old Guy Said:
Son, It was 1932,
The depth of the Great Depression
I Was Down To My Last Nickel
I Invested That In An Apple And Spent
The Entire Day Polishing It;
& At The End Of The Day,
I Sold The Apple For 10 Cents..!
The Nxt Day ,I Invested Those 10 Cents
In 2 Apples.
I Spent The Entire Day Polishing Them;
& Sold Them For 20 Cents, I Continued
This 4 A Month,
By The End Of Which I Had Accumulated
A Fortune Of $.1.37,
Then My Wife's Father Died & Left Us 2
Million Dollars..!
MORAL:
.
.
.
Hard Work Is Just Shit..
Find A Chic Whose Father Is Rich 


Thanks@Sumit for sharing :)
To get your jokes featured here with your name, send them to ainveyi@gmail.com