PJs

‎​1) Tumhari adaao pe main vari vari...
Tumhari adaao pe main vari vari...
Dial 139 for railway enquiry...

2) How do you 'cut' roads?
By laughing!..
Because 'Haste haste cut jaye raste'


3) Beer pine se pehle bolte hai cheers...
Beer pine se pehle bolte hai cheers...
Arey o pushpa, I hate tears!


4) Bhook meri mar gayi,
mujhe lagti nahin pyaas....
The time period of pendulum is independent of its mass


5) Na jeene ki tamaana hai na marne ka khauf...
Na jeene ki tamaana hai na marne ka khauf...
The number you are trying is currently switched off.

6) Deadly Delhi Metro shayari:
Tum pehno topi, hum pehnenge cap...
Tum pehno topi, hum pehnenge cap...
Doors will open on the left, please mind the gap.

7) Apne gamo ko mere dost apne dil me daba lo...
Apne gamo ko mere dost apne dil me daba lo...
Naya godrej powder hair dye: Bas kato, gholo aur lagalo.