Joke

Four insurance companies are in competition.
One comes up with the slogan "Coverage from the cradle to the grave."
The 2nd one tries to improve on that with "Coverage from the womb to the tomb."
Not to be outdone, the 3d one comes up with "From the sperm to the worm."
The 4th insurance company really thought hard and almost gave up the race, but finally came up with "From the erection to the resurrection".
:D