Joke: Santa in England

Santa goes 2 England with wife.
Dere at hotel;
Santa 2 waiter: Sir, Most respectfully I beg 2 say dat I m ill & cant come 2 school Kindly grant me Tea for 2 plzz.
Waiter is surprisd but undrstnds & brings tea
Wife: Wah ji,Twanu te fur fur Englsh Aandi aey
Santa: Halley te main Paani waastey Thirsty Crow nai sunai...
d@t

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Killer PJs

Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
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Think Think....
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Its because....
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Monday is a Weak Day....

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Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?
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Ans: On Television.. ..
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Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?
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Guess plz....
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He'll ask:
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"Where is Pop Corn?"
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Q: What is the full form of CNBC ???
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It means....
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Cartoon Network for Business Community !!
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Q) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.
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Q) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.
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Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
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ANS:
Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....
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Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple ???
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Guess???
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MARUTI 800!!!
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Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?
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Socho....
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Kol-Kata.... .

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Unbeatable PJ- Paneer masala

Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
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Simple!

The Latter is Vaccinated.. .!!
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Gabbar PJ:- Sher ka bachha kaun.

Q: According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai??
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ANS: HOLI.
How?


Coz....

He Keeps Saying...

"Holi CUB hai,

CUB hai Holi...."
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Joke- Just Kidding.

Teacher To Santa -
Isko Hindi mei translate karo : "She is kidding"

Santa hasne laga aur table par hi gir gaya or bola :
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Itna aasan sawal :

''WOH BACHCHE DE RAHI HAI''
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Gyan - Maafi

Insaan sub se zyada Mafi kis ke samane mangta hai ??

Guess,

Guess.. guess ! ! ¡ !

Bihkari ke samne ----
"Maaf karo Baba"

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Gyan - Succesful man

Behind every Successful man..
There is a Woman..!
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Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men..!!
:)

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Gyan- Food of India

National food of India
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"KASAM"
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Sab khate hain....!!!
:)

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