Joke:- Naughty Caller

A naughty caller:
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" Hello, dominoz..?? "

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"Yes sir,

How can I help u...?"

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"Bhai Pizza ghar pe kaise banau? btaiyo jara. ;)


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Thanks@Khushi for sharing this one..=))

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Best Punjabi Joke - Santa-Banta Boliyaan.

BANTA-TENU Aini maar KYON PYI..?

SANTA- KAL BaRAAT vich BOLI GALAT PEGI Sii..?

BANTA : KIDDAN Veere...?

SANTA : "BAARI BaRSI KHATAN GAYA C
KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR ,

BHANGRA TA SAJDA,
JE NACHE KURI DA YAAR .?

Banta-Fir ta maar paini hi Sii

Santa-Mainu ta sirf maar hi payi Veere, jehra nachiya Sii
audda parso BHOG hai.. :(

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Thanks@Koz for sharing this one :)

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Fb Joke / Gyan :- NEVER LIE TO A SMART WOMAN

Man : "Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get d promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We're leaving from office & I'll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!"
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but looking good..
The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn't u pack my blue silk pajamas?"

You'll love the answer..!!

"I did.. They're in your fishing box!!

Thanks@Vik for sharing this :)

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Gyan/Joke:- Installing Husband

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy..

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 .

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,........ ............... .

Reply...

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulove dme. html and try to download
Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

IT SUPPORT DESK.....
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