Thursday, May 3, 2012

Joke

Wife:'I want a blackberry or apple on my coming bday'

Gujju Husband replied:-'Mango' ni season chhe mari bakudi 'Mango' kha' =D


Thanks@Neetu for sharing this :)
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Featured Joke

4-5 dost baithe pee rahe the.
Tabhi table par rakha mobile baja-

Boy- Hello

GF- Main market me hu kya main 50 hazar wala gold set le lu?

Boy- Haan lelo lelo

GF- Ek silk suit bhi lelu 5500 ka hai?

Boy- Ha janu lelo,suno 2-4 lelo

GF- Thik hai.. tumhara credit card mere paas hai usi se le rahi hu

Boy- Thik hai

All Friends- Tu pagal hai ya tujhe chad gayi hai?

Boy- Wo sab chhodo aur ye batao ki yeh mobile kiska hai?


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Gyan (Featured)

Only in india....

Actors are playing cricket, Cricketers are playing politics, Politicians are watching porn and Porn stars are becoming actors ...... !!
=))


Thanks@Deeps for sharing this :)
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Joke - Rajini strikes again

Rajnikant was putting his dogs tail into a pipe.
Man: Oye Pagal, dogs tail will never bcome straight.
Rajnikant: Yenna Rascala, its my dog, I am just bending the pipe.


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Featured Joke (mature)

Why Ayesha Takia and Pamela Anderson could never REALLY hug each other?
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Because they live in different countries!
But i like the way u think...
:p



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