Friday, May 18, 2012

Joke

Wife: What You Think About Our Love?

Husband: Try To Count The Stars In The Sky.

Wife: Awwww.... It's Infinite?!

Husband: No Dear!
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Its Waste Of Time..!!
=))



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Gyan

Tell a girl "she's beautiful" million times.. She will never believe you.

Tell her "she's fat" once.. She will never forget it.
:p



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Joke

Gf- Meri mummy ko tum bohot pasand aaye. Bf (sharmake)-Kuch bhi ho, mein shaadi tumse hi karunga, Aunty se kehna mujhe bhul jaye
=)) :p


Thanks@Appy for sharing this.
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Joke

Suicide bomber: "EVERYONE HAS 1 MINUTE TO GET OUT OF THE PET STORE"
Turtle: "You bastard"
:]xx


Thanks@Bawa for sharing this :)
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Joke

Teacher to Santa: Name 5 animals that live in water
Santa : uumm .... Frog
Teacher : Ok... The other 4
Santa : Frog di Maa, odi Penn, oda Praa te oda Pyo ....
:p



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Gyan

Sirf 2 log naseeb wale hote hai ...

Ek vo jinko sacha pyar milta hai...

Aur

Dusre Vo jinka Tarbooj Mitha nikalta hai...

Happy Tarbooj Season ....
:)


Thanks@priyanka for sharing :)
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