Gyan

WORLD of Social Networking :)
The place where people add u as a frnd & walk past u in da street...
Where relationships are perfect,affairs are started & liars believe dey are telling da truth..
Your enemies view ur profile picture da, yet your family deletes and block u..
And even though you write what u are really thinking, someone always takes it da wrong way..
And people always think your status is about them..=D :'( =))



Thank@Aparna for sending this one.. :)

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Featured Joke

Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Girl: I can eat 6 apples.
Boy: you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that's not in empty stomach.
Girl: wow super joke I'll tell my friend.
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Girl to Other Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?
Other Girl: I can eat 10.
Girl: Pagal 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati...!
=))



Thanks@Amit for sharing this.
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Joke

1 Maa ki request hai,
Plz agr free msg ho to itna felao k us k bete tk pahuch jaye!

Beta Ramesh, Beta Suresh
Pitaji ki patlun ek bilaan choti ho gyi ho to ghar aa jao...
X_X=D=))



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BBM Joke

21st Century kids standing at museum looking at an Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below.
1st Kid: What does that mean.
2nd Kid: Must be his BBM Pin.
:D




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Joke

Four insurance companies are in competition.
One comes up with the slogan "Coverage from the cradle to the grave."
The 2nd one tries to improve on that with "Coverage from the womb to the tomb."
Not to be outdone, the 3d one comes up with "From the sperm to the worm."
The 4th insurance company really thought hard and almost gave up the race, but finally came up with "From the erection to the resurrection".
:D

Gyan

Lazy Rule 1436300228452:-
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You didn't read all the numbers.
:p

Joke

Son came home drunk, to avoid mom's scolding he took a Laptop & started working.
Mom: R U drunk?
Son: No mom.
Mom: Haramkhor, phir suitcase khol k kya type kar raha hai??
=D

P.J.

Rishte Tod Deti Hai "GF"

Insan Ko Tanha Kar Deti Hai "GF"

Na Aane Dena Dil K Pas Kabhi "GF" ko

QK DIL Se Dhadkan Ko Juda Kar Deti He ye "GF"

GF="GALAT FAHMI"

:p

Gyan

The secret of a successful marriage is "the workshop"
The husband "works"
And
The wife "shops" ;)

Joke

We indians work on the "Principle of rockets'
It doesn't mean we aim for the sky
It means that we don't start working unless our tail is on fire....:)

Joke

Girl- which laptop do u have?
Boy- I have a laptop with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B)

Boy- which laptop do YOU have???
Girl- A PINK ONE !!!!

Joke

Boy to God: Give me a Beautiful Girl..

God: if ur muslim I'll giv u katrina
If ur hindu I'll giv u kareena
If ur a christian I'll giv u angelina
What's your name?

Boy: afzal arun fernandes..

God: Bobby darling lao re, sala over smart ban raha hai..
:p X_X

Joke

GABAR: Aaj maine basanti ko nahate vakht dekha,

VIRU: Kute kameene mai tera khoon pee jaunga,

GABBAR: abe chirkut Mai naha raha tha,
basanti ja rahi thi....
:D

New P.J.

Mohabat ke raste mein har waqt dard milega..

Mohabat ke raste mein har waqt dard milega..

Meri mano, Isi raste par Medical Store khol lo, Mast chalega.. ;)

P.J.

A Rat and a Bat had a one night stand ..
The next morning they forgot about it ..
Why ?!
Because, Rat gayi Bat gayi !
:| =D =))

Joke

Height of Facebook Addicit0n:

A b0y's fb status

I'm onLine on fb during Lecture hahaha* :)

Comment fr0m his pr0fess0r:Get out of the cLass n0w* :p

Dean Liked comment! ;)

Friend commented:*jaLdi aa yar, cafe may fit mahoL hy* :D

Gate keeper's comment:*Saab pehLe idhar aa k apni bike Lock kardein* :p

Mom commented:*NaLaik cLass ni parhni toh sabzi Le k seedha ghar wapis aa..* :p

DaD cOmmented: Dkhlo apne betay ki harkatain.. :/

G.f cOmmented: I Hate U! :@ mUjhse kaha tha Daddi hOsPitaL may hyn miL nai sakta*

Daddi cOmmented:ManhOos tU ghar aa batati hOoN tUjhe* :p ;)

Joke

Someone placed a bomb in a supermarket.
A lady, busy with her shopping was walking to wards the spot.
Everyone around started yelling "Aunty bomb hai, aunty bomb hai"...

Aunty blushed and said "Nai re pagle , ab voh pehle wali baat kahan"
;;)=))

Gyan

Dil Me Agar "CPU" Hota To?
Sabhi Yaadon Ko Save Kar Sakte,

Dimaag Me Agar "PRINTER" Hota To?
Khayaalo Ka "PRINT OUT" Nikal Dete,

Dharkan Me Agar "PEN DRIVE" Hoti To?
Zindagi Ka Backup Le Lete ,

Mann Me Jo "BLUETOOTH" Hota To?
Baaton Ko Transfer Kar Lete,

Ankhon Me Jo "WEBCAM" Hota To?
Tasviron Ko Receive Kar Sakte,

Kaash Zindagi Bhi Ek "COMPUTER" Hoti?
ToH Restart Kar Lete . . . .

Joke

A short walk is so Difficult when no one walks with you..
But a long Journey is just like a few steps when
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A street dog is running behind you..;):)

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A conducter kised a lady in his bus,
Police tuk d cnductr 2 jail & gav him electric shock bt it hd no efect!
Y?
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coz he ws a "BAD CONDUCTOR"
Physics ji physics

Joke

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar diya.
Teacher- Ye kya kiya?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna.
:D

Joke

A Boy takes A Girl On Date ..
Girl Orders Costly Champagne , Lobster , etc.

Boy - Do you Eat so costly food Like this When Going With your family . . . ?
Girl : No. . . . . . .
Boy : Then why are you burdening my pocket ?
Girl - Because My Family Doesnt Plan to f**k Me After dinner....

New PJ

"What's common between sperms & govt employees " ??



Ans : " Only one in a million works. ! "=))

PJs

‎​1) Tumhari adaao pe main vari vari...
Tumhari adaao pe main vari vari...
Dial 139 for railway enquiry...

2) How do you 'cut' roads?
By laughing!..
Because 'Haste haste cut jaye raste'


3) Beer pine se pehle bolte hai cheers...
Beer pine se pehle bolte hai cheers...
Arey o pushpa, I hate tears!


4) Bhook meri mar gayi,
mujhe lagti nahin pyaas....
The time period of pendulum is independent of its mass


5) Na jeene ki tamaana hai na marne ka khauf...
Na jeene ki tamaana hai na marne ka khauf...
The number you are trying is currently switched off.

6) Deadly Delhi Metro shayari:
Tum pehno topi, hum pehnenge cap...
Tum pehno topi, hum pehnenge cap...
Doors will open on the left, please mind the gap.

7) Apne gamo ko mere dost apne dil me daba lo...
Apne gamo ko mere dost apne dil me daba lo...
Naya godrej powder hair dye: Bas kato, gholo aur lagalo.

Joke

HARYANA ROCKS

Ek bar ek tai ne bus rukwali..

Conductor- tai kit jagi??

Tai- beta jana juna to kitte koni.. Yo mhara chhora rowe hai.. 
Ek bar po-po bajwa de :p

Joke

Pretty Zinfa : Nirma baba meri IPL Team haar rahi hai kya karun???

Nirma Baba: jhappiyan (hugs) deti ho players ko???

Pretty Zinfa: han baba

Nirma Baba: apne players ko dena band karo opposite team walo ko dena shuru karo Kripa aani shru ho jaegi...:):)

Joke

Brilliant lines written in a honeymoon resort :-
Please close the windows and draw the curtains before u begin... Your love might be blind but our staff is not.