Joke - Santa Banta 8th Fail

Facebook newsfeed post by: Kawaljit Singh Munjal
Kawaljit Singh Munjal wrote:

Santa, Banta 8th me aathvi Bar Fail Ho gye.

Santa- Chal Suicide kar le.

Banta- Paagal Ho Gya Hai... Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru krna Padega.
:)


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Gyan/ Joke - Sabse bada rupaiya..

A Heart Touching Story..Must read :(

Mother: Son I'm sorry.... I slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father.

Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this?

Mother: I'm sorry he was my first love and I could'nt marry him.. 'cause we were of different religions. He's on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever.

Son: No I'm speaking to
no one. Mr. Walia is the only father I know and that's that!!

Mother: Please don't be so upset. Just talk to him.

Son: Ok, I'll give him a piece of my mind!

Phone: Morning Son, I am Mukesh Ambani. I'm your real father.

Son: Maa ki Aaaannkkhhh...
Dad! Dad! Dad!!!
Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!!
Luv u so much Dad!!!!
I always knew there was something special about me..
Thank you soooo much Mum.
You are the best mum in the world!

Moral:
Na Biwi Na Bachha
Na Baap Bada Na Bhaiya,
The whole thing is that Bhaiya,
Sabse Bada Rupppaiyaaaa..!­!!
:D

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Sms / BBM / Watsapp Gyan - Don't drink and drive

Plz forward this to all who u care for!

A serious warning to all my friends.

Drinking & driving is extremely dangerous.
Sunday evening while driving, My friend took his arm out of the window to indicate that he is turning right & someone took his beer.!!!


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Gyan - Punjabi Dieting Plan

Punjabi Dieting Plan: TRY IT!

7:30am: 1 slice of bread, 1 half boiled egg
10am: 1 cup green Tea
12pm: half cup boiled chanay
1pm: 1 banana
5pm: 1 Cup Tea without sugar
7pm: 1 cup skim milk
9pm: Green Tea
10:00pm: Johnnie Walker 3-4 large

11:45pm:

Chicken Tikka, Butter Naan, Makhni Paneer, Butter Chicken, Dal Makhni, Kulfi faluda, Gulab Jamun with Ice Cream. And at the end 1 Chilled Diet Coke...!!! ;) =)) =))
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Gyan / Joke - Indian Housewife Secrets

Indian Housewives ki sirf 2 pareshaaniyan:-

1) Maid nahin hai parson se.
2) Husband wohi hai barson se.
X_X. =))=))

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Gyan - Previllage of drinking

The privilege of Drinking with Friends is that,we can talk
nonsense all the time

& the best thing is-
Nonsense is
Understood, Discussed & Respected =)) =D

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Gyan/ Joke- key to nirvana.. Punjabi style

The ultimate 'Key' to relieve you from all worldly tension and achieve a higher sense of nirvana has been discovered by The Punjabis its called........'Saanu Key'
O:)


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Gyan - Women power

If women could read minds,

every second man wud get slapped...:p =D


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