Gyan - Woman's Age

When a woman asks you to guess her age...
It's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
:p



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Joke - shareef dulha

Jain Ladkiwale - Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye Jo Paan Khata Na Ho, Cigarette, Daru Peeta Na Ho, Koi Demand Na Ho, Jo Sirf Hamare Tarah Boiled Khana Khata Ho, Aur Jo Bas Din Raat Bhagwan Ka Naam Leta Ho...

Pandit - Aisa Ladka Toh Aapko ICU Ke Emergency Ward Main Hi Milega...!!!
:)



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PJ - Bheja Fry (Indian PJs)

Bheja Fry.

Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??

Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )


Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI

Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)


Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? :)

Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener


Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?

Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai!


Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!


Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho...............

Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).


Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?

Ans:- adidas


Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?

Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!


Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
OK lot's of head scratching done.

Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!


Want one more...


Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??

Ans:- D'Cold (chain ki saans - D'cold)


Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite simple..

Ans:- D'Cold again kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi


Q11. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the. Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?

Ans:- Because Mayuri 'can - go'.


Ek aur..


Q12. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...

Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha... Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe


Q13. kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???

Ans :- Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
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Gyan - Scratch

There is Only One brand that can claim they started their business from a 'scratch'.
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"Itch Guard"
;)=D




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