Joke:- Rajinikant's Sunglasses

Why does rajnikant wear sunglasses..?
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To protect the sun from his eyes..
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Thanks@harsha for sharing :)

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SMS Jokes:- More Wife Jokes

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!
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Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to
get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.
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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It
only means that the safety of your head is much more important than
your ego!
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Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house
for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!!!
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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling
single again.
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A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she
love the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins.
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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect
a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- A Good
Maid!
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen
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Joke:- Punjabi Businessman

Manjeet Singh, a furniture dealer goes to Paris. Meets manufacturers and selects a new range that he thought would sell well, back home in PUNJAB . To celebrate, he decides to visit a pub. As he sat enjoying his wine, a very beautiful lady came to his table, asked him something in French which he didn't understand.
He invited her to sit down, took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass. She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her.
After a while, he took another napkin, drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded.
They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance.
When they were back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a bed.

Till this day, Manjeet is trying to figure out how the hell did she know that he was in the furniture business!!
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Gyan:- Succesful Marriage

Three magical words for successful marriage......

........"OK BUY IT....!!! " #:-s
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