An Indian farmer walking through his field notices a foreigner drinking water from a pond, with his hand.
The farmer shouts, 'Arre baba, woh paani mat peena. Usme gaayein or suuwar sandas karte hai har roz !
The man shouts back, 'I'm a foreigner, I don't understand your bloody gibberish language... Speak English, you bloody Indian idiot !'
The farmer shouts back in English,
'Use two hands, u can drink more !'
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