Joke: Mouse in Arab's Hotel room

An Arab couple went 2
London
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1 day in the hotel room,
d husband heard his
wife scream 'Faar
Faar' (it is d arabic word
for Mouse)
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He wanted to inform
Room Service but didnt
know English word for
Faar.
Husband: Hello Room
Service?
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Room Service: Yes Sir,
how can I help u?
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Husband : U know Tom
n Jerry?
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Room Service: Yes Sir, I
know Tom n Jery
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Husband : Walla Habibi,
JERRY is here!

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Killer BBM PJ - FB pe setting

Kisiko FB pe Setting karni hai to.......
........
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...........
.......
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......
...... ..
Right side pe Setting ka option hai jitni marzi kar lo... :p

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Joke - Indian Husband Wife Fighting

Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana
:D

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Joke - Santa calls radio after finding a wallet

Santa ne FM Radio pe phone kiya aur kaha :
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Mujhe Lawrence Road pe ek Purse mila hai jisme 15000 cash, ek Credit Card aur Rahman Malik ke naam ka ID mila hai....
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RJ : Wah... Aap kitne imaandaar hain.... Kya aap unhe wo purse waapis karna chahenge???
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Santa : Nahi... Main chahta hun ki Rahman Malik ke liye ek SAD SONG bajaya jaaye. ;)
:)

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Joke - Gastric problem

Old Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki
problem hai
par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me
na
BadBu aati hai na Awaaz
.
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Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod
chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala.
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Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 weekbaad
aayiye".
.
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(1 week baad)
Old Lady:"Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de
di....??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aa
rahi par bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi
hai"
.
.
Doctor:"Good..! Aapki Naak theek ho
gayi hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj
karenge......
;)
:p

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Gyan:- BF holding GF's hand

Sum boys hold their gf's hand in malls...coz if dey leave her hand she'll start shopping...
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It luks ROMANTIC bt actually its ECONOMIC.. ;)


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SMS / BBM PJ- Save the Titanic

Now you can help people who were in Titanic many a decades ago. No time travel required. Just any smart phone will do.

Rename your phone "Titanic".

Plug it to your computer via USB cable.

Click on "Sync phone".

Phone will read "Titanic is syncing".

Cancel the process, unplug the phone and save it from "Syncing".

Titanic saved.

Feel like a hero.

Call James Cameron and tell him "whether in 2D or 3D, you can save Titanic".

Send this to people on your list, help them save "Titanic" and feel like a hero.

PS : If you can't rename your smart-phone "Titanic", you should have been on that ship.

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Joke: Santa in England

Santa goes 2 England with wife.
Dere at hotel;
Santa 2 waiter: Sir, Most respectfully I beg 2 say dat I m ill & cant come 2 school Kindly grant me Tea for 2 plzz.
Waiter is surprisd but undrstnds & brings tea
Wife: Wah ji,Twanu te fur fur Englsh Aandi aey
Santa: Halley te main Paani waastey Thirsty Crow nai sunai...
d@t

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Killer PJs

Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
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Think Think....
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Its because....
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Monday is a Weak Day....

____________ _________ _________ _______

Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?
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Ans: On Television.. ..
____________ _________ _________ _______

Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?
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Guess plz....
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He'll ask:
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"Where is Pop Corn?"
____________ _________ _________ _______

Q: What is the full form of CNBC ???
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It means....
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Cartoon Network for Business Community !!
___________ _________ _________ _______

Q) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.
___________ _________ _________ _______

Q) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.
___________ _________ _________ _______
Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
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ANS:
Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....
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Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple ???
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Guess???
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MARUTI 800!!!
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Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?
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Socho....
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Kol-Kata.... .

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Unbeatable PJ- Paneer masala

Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
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Simple!

The Latter is Vaccinated.. .!!
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Gabbar PJ:- Sher ka bachha kaun.

Q: According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai??
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ANS: HOLI.
How?


Coz....

He Keeps Saying...

"Holi CUB hai,

CUB hai Holi...."
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Joke- Just Kidding.

Teacher To Santa -
Isko Hindi mei translate karo : "She is kidding"

Santa hasne laga aur table par hi gir gaya or bola :
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Itna aasan sawal :

''WOH BACHCHE DE RAHI HAI''
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Gyan - Maafi

Insaan sub se zyada Mafi kis ke samane mangta hai ??

Guess,

Guess.. guess ! ! ¡ !

Bihkari ke samne ----
"Maaf karo Baba"

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Gyan - Succesful man

Behind every Successful man..
There is a Woman..!
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Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men..!!
:)

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Gyan- Food of India

National food of India
----
"KASAM"
....
..
.
Sab khate hain....!!!
:)

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Another Teacher Joke

TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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Teacher Jokes - Part - 8

TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :      No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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Teacher Jokes - Part - 7

TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right.....  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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Teacher Jokes - Part 6

TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA:      Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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BBM Joke - Meaningful conversation

Most meaningful
conversation btwn two intelligent men

1st Man - I am a man of few words
2nd man - After a long pause

I am married too...!
:)

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