Joke: Santa in England

Santa goes 2 England with wife.
Dere at hotel;
Santa 2 waiter: Sir, Most respectfully I beg 2 say dat I m ill & cant come 2 school Kindly grant me Tea for 2 plzz.
Waiter is surprisd but undrstnds & brings tea
Wife: Wah ji,Twanu te fur fur Englsh Aandi aey
Santa: Halley te main Paani waastey Thirsty Crow nai sunai...
d@t

Thanks@gabru for sharing :)

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