Joke - Romantic Girl

Girl:"Its not that i want u with me everytime..
But Its just i don't want anyone else to have u for a second"
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Boy: Aaye haye teri inglissssss !!! ;)

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Gyan- Great Lines

"DONT EXPECT CHANGE FROM OTHERS
U MUST BRING THE CHANGE YOURSELF..."



Great lines said by..






Ram Bilawan (Sabzi Wala)

Means- "PAISE KHULLE DE.." ;)



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Joke- Sheikh on a plane

Air hostess to Shaikh: What will u have Sir?
Shaikh: Wallah, Humare Liye bhi ek Taaviz wala Chai lao.
Air Hostess: Abey Dubai ke Dhakkan! Woh Taaviz nahi tea bag hai.
:p

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Gyan- Girlfriend

If you love her,
let her go out drinking with her friends!!
If she drunk dials you,
she is yours..
If her phone is switched off, she never was... ;)

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Diwali Gyan by an NRI kid

A mom 
asked her elder kid
to explain diwali 
to his bro ..
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He replied:
"So luk, this dude Ram had,
like a big kingdom,
& people liked him bt,
like his step mom or sumthin,
was kinda bitch and she forcd her hubby 
to send this Ram to sum jungle or sumthin..
Coz he was goin for 14yrs,
So his wife n bro got along..(U knw just 2 chill)
Bt dude forest was real scary shit..
Was full of devils  n shit like dat,
bt dis dude killed thm wid arrows..
Bt den sum bad gangsta- Ravan 
pickd up his babe sita..
Dis Dude n his bro got pissd off..
So dey got an army of monkeys..
dnt ask hw...
Attackd dem,
got d babe n returnd home..
People thot atleast dey deserv sumthn
Dey had no bars or clubs or smoke stuff to party...
So they lit lamps..
N this is how it all started..

MOM FAINTED 

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Happy Dussehra

A Gentle reminder

about the consequences of fooling around with someone else's wife......

HAPPY DUSSEHRA :) ;) :p
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Joke: Drink in the air

On a flight.. after some drinks...

British: I will sleep now..(=|
American: I want to work on internet..
German: I will relax now..>:/
Punjabi: Main taan jahaaj chalaunga..!!

;) :p

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Ek Car ki Nilaami ho rahi thi,
10 lac :
20 lac :
30 lac :
Ek Aadmi ne Car ki kahrab halat pe ghaur kiya
to paas khade Aadmi se pucha :
Is Car me aisi kaun si khoobi hai ke iske itne daam lag rahe hain ?
Aadmi : Ab tak is Car ke 10 haadse hue hain aur har haadse me sirf or sirf "HUSBAND" hi Survive kiya hai.

Pehla Aadmi : 40 lakh :p

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Fantastic meanings...

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end

SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

YAWN:
The only opportunity some married men
ever get to open their mouths

EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes

DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell
in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

OPTIMIST:
A person who, while falling from the
EIFFEL TOWER,says midway:
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward

DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills with pills and Later with his bills.


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Gyan :- Price tag

When you see the price tag on shoes by Jimmy Choo,
You realize that Jimmy is not a Choo!!
The buyer is..!!!
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Joke- TV Ads

Tv Ads Have Taught Me :

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You Don't Need Singing Skills To Be An Indian Idol,

You Just Need Fair & Lovely..!!

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That No One Can Eat Cadbury Dairymilk Chocolate Without Getting It All Across Their Face..!!

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To Close Bathroom Door While Brushing Teeth, Else A Tv Reporter Might Step In & Ask "Kya Aapke Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai?"

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Don't Buy Reliance..!! Even Anushka Sharma Couldn't Convince Ranvijay
To Buy It..!!

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That Both Kareena Kapoor & Saif Ali Khan Have Serious Dandruff Problem..!!

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That If You Don't Use Harpic, People Will Barge Into Your House To Clean Your Toilet..!!

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That Only Thing Super Hot Girls Care About Is Your 140 Rupees Deodorant Bathed Body !
Money Minded Women Will Fall For Any Guy Who Applies A Deo Or Uses A Fairness Cream. No Other Quality Matters..!!

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That Salman With A Relaxo Chappal Can Achieve Many Great Things, Unlike The Salman Without The Chappals..!!

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That Your Mom Will Be Proud Of You If You Take A Bath In A
Puddle Of Mud! #Daag Ache Hain..!!
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Joke - Santa ka shampoo

Santa Ne Shampoo Kharida
Santa- iske Sath Jo Gift Hai Do
Shopkeeper- iske Sath Gift Nahi Hai
Santa- Saale Jhute,ispe Likha Hai 'Dandruff Free'..
:O
=D


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Joke - Watchman

My watchman was drinking on duty...i askd him why....he said the security has to be tight !!!


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Pic Of The Day - 11 July 2012

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Joke - Santa on the beach

Santa was lying on the beach,

American: R u Relaxing?
Santa: No,i m Santa Singh,
Another American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No,I m Santa Singh
Another American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No (Shouting)I m Santa Singh 

Santa leaves that place in anger.
Then Santa asks one American lying nearby:- R u relaxing?
American: Yes.

Santa slaps him & says,
Kaminey,sab tujhe dhund rahe hein aur tu yahan pada hain.


:p


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Joke - Boy' ailment

A boy went to a doctor:-

Boy:- Doc, I guess I have a serious problem..
..I don't move my head...
..I laugh alone,
..I don't speak to any person,
..I don't notice if someone speaks to me,
..I look like stupid,

What do I have Doctor??

Doc answered: You have a blackberry  .....!!

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:p
X_X


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Joke - Girlfriend

Grlfrnd-McDONALDS chale?

BoyFrnd-Spelling bol fir Jayenge,

Gf-1 kaam kr KFC chalte hai,

BF-KFC ka Fullform pata hai,

Gf-Rehne de..,
Samosa hi khila de..

:p
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Gyan - Presentation

Women Friends chatting in office

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?

Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes.How was yours

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work Husband 1: How was your evening? Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?

Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner bcoz they cut the electricity bcoz I hadn't paid the
bill; so I had to tke my wife out to dinner which ws so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab.
We had to walk home which took an hour & when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had
to light candles all over the house!!

Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what the reality is!!
:D



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Gyan - Relationships

Relationships are harder now because:
...conversations become texting
..arguments become phone calls
and
..feelings become status messages.



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Joke - Cockroach

2 cockroach ICU me ek dusre ke bagal me admit the-
1st- Kisne mara?
2nd- Are koi nhi,ye ladkiya mujhe dekh k itna chillati hai ki mujhe heart attack aa gya...
:p X_X =))



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