Joke- TV Ads

Tv Ads Have Taught Me :

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You Don't Need Singing Skills To Be An Indian Idol,

You Just Need Fair & Lovely..!!

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That No One Can Eat Cadbury Dairymilk Chocolate Without Getting It All Across Their Face..!!

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To Close Bathroom Door While Brushing Teeth, Else A Tv Reporter Might Step In & Ask "Kya Aapke Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai?"

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Don't Buy Reliance..!! Even Anushka Sharma Couldn't Convince Ranvijay
To Buy It..!!

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That Both Kareena Kapoor & Saif Ali Khan Have Serious Dandruff Problem..!!

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That If You Don't Use Harpic, People Will Barge Into Your House To Clean Your Toilet..!!

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That Only Thing Super Hot Girls Care About Is Your 140 Rupees Deodorant Bathed Body !
Money Minded Women Will Fall For Any Guy Who Applies A Deo Or Uses A Fairness Cream. No Other Quality Matters..!!

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That Salman With A Relaxo Chappal Can Achieve Many Great Things, Unlike The Salman Without The Chappals..!!

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That Your Mom Will Be Proud Of You If You Take A Bath In A
Puddle Of Mud! #Daag Ache Hain..!!
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