Grlfrnd-McDONALDS chale?
BoyFrnd-Spelling bol fir Jayenge,
Gf-1 kaam kr KFC chalte hai,
BF-KFC ka Fullform pata hai,
Gf-Rehne de..,
Samosa hi khila de..
:p
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Friday, July 6, 2012
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Gyan - Presentation
Women Friends chatting in office
Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes.How was yours
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairytale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work Husband 1: How was your evening? Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner bcoz they cut the electricity bcoz I hadn't paid the
bill; so I had to tke my wife out to dinner which ws so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab.
We had to walk home which took an hour & when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had
to light candles all over the house!!
Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what the reality is!!
:D
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Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes.How was yours
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairytale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work Husband 1: How was your evening? Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner bcoz they cut the electricity bcoz I hadn't paid the
bill; so I had to tke my wife out to dinner which ws so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab.
We had to walk home which took an hour & when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had
to light candles all over the house!!
Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what the reality is!!
:D
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Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Gyan - Relationships
Relationships are harder now because:
...conversations become texting
..arguments become phone calls
and
..feelings become status messages.
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...conversations become texting
..arguments become phone calls
and
..feelings become status messages.
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Joke - Cockroach
2 cockroach ICU me ek dusre ke bagal me admit the-
1st- Kisne mara?
2nd- Are koi nhi,ye ladkiya mujhe dekh k itna chillati hai ki mujhe heart attack aa gya...
:p X_X =))
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1st- Kisne mara?
2nd- Are koi nhi,ye ladkiya mujhe dekh k itna chillati hai ki mujhe heart attack aa gya...
:p X_X =))
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Saturday, June 30, 2012
Joke - Facebook
Police- Sir ur wife had n accident,
pls cme to identify body nw!
Hsbnd- m busy nw, u take photo n tag me on FACE BOOK,
If it's her, I'll click 'Like'
:p
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pls cme to identify body nw!
Hsbnd- m busy nw, u take photo n tag me on FACE BOOK,
If it's her, I'll click 'Like'
:p
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Friday, June 29, 2012
Joke - Santa's College
Santa opens new college.
But students are confused to take admission.
College name ...
'Santa medical college of engineering for commerce and arts.'
=)):p =D
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But students are confused to take admission.
College name ...
'Santa medical college of engineering for commerce and arts.'
=)):p =D
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Thursday, June 28, 2012
Joke - Murgi ki shadi
1 Murgi Ne BAAZ se shadi kar li
Murga: Hum mar gye the kya
Murgi: Mai to tumse hi shadi krna chahti thi par Mom-dad chahte the ladka Air-Force me ho
;)
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Murga: Hum mar gye the kya
Murgi: Mai to tumse hi shadi krna chahti thi par Mom-dad chahte the ladka Air-Force me ho
;)
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Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Killer shayari
Tumhari adao pe mai wari wari
.
Tumhari adao pe mai wari wari
.
.
.
Kya udhar barish aari?
Idhar toh
Aari-jari Aari-jari..!!!
:D
:p
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.
Tumhari adao pe mai wari wari
.
.
.
Kya udhar barish aari?
Idhar toh
Aari-jari Aari-jari..!!!
:D
:p
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Tuesday, June 26, 2012
New age ramayana
If facebook existed in the times of Ramayana..
Ram uploads status- "Going on long vacation with babe n bro "
Kekai likes this!
Comments:
Bharat- Hv fun bro..
Sita- Yipee!!! Wen raavan abducts sita,
Ram uploads status- "Raavan, u r soo bloody screwed!"
Sita likes this.
Comments: Raavan- Bring it on dude!
Hanuman- M wid u bro.. !
Raavan- screwed off monkey
Soon, Ram writes on Sita's wall- "Dont worry babe, m cming soon.. LOVE U honey Mmmuuuaaahh"
Laxman, Sita n Hanuman like ths!
Sita's status UPLOAD- "Gawd! No fashion sense here!
Every woman luks like a fat monkey!!"
Hanuman likes this!
Comments : Hanuman- Any1 worth me??
Sita- No hanuman all galz r juz eww!
Raavan- Shut up! Dont say anythng abt my country's lovely chicks!
Sita- lovely LOL..!
After killing Raavan, Ram uploads status- "Yo Ayodhayites, coming bck wid babe n bro B prepared for celebratn.."
:)
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Ram uploads status- "Going on long vacation with babe n bro "
Kekai likes this!
Comments:
Bharat- Hv fun bro..
Sita- Yipee!!! Wen raavan abducts sita,
Ram uploads status- "Raavan, u r soo bloody screwed!"
Sita likes this.
Comments: Raavan- Bring it on dude!
Hanuman- M wid u bro.. !
Raavan- screwed off monkey
Soon, Ram writes on Sita's wall- "Dont worry babe, m cming soon.. LOVE U honey Mmmuuuaaahh"
Laxman, Sita n Hanuman like ths!
Sita's status UPLOAD- "Gawd! No fashion sense here!
Every woman luks like a fat monkey!!"
Hanuman likes this!
Comments : Hanuman- Any1 worth me??
Sita- No hanuman all galz r juz eww!
Raavan- Shut up! Dont say anythng abt my country's lovely chicks!
Sita- lovely LOL..!
After killing Raavan, Ram uploads status- "Yo Ayodhayites, coming bck wid babe n bro B prepared for celebratn.."
:)
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Monday, June 25, 2012
Joke - Zakhmi santa singh
Tv reporter ne zakhmi santa singh se pucha,
" JAB BOMB GIRA to kya vo zor se phata?"
Zakhmi Santa -
Nahin h@r@mz@de, woh Rengta hua mere paas aaya aur sharma ke bola, "Paaji..... DHOOM!!!!"
:p=D
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" JAB BOMB GIRA to kya vo zor se phata?"
Zakhmi Santa -
Nahin h@r@mz@de, woh Rengta hua mere paas aaya aur sharma ke bola, "Paaji..... DHOOM!!!!"
:p=D
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Sunday, June 24, 2012
Joke - Gujju ke kaaju
Gujjubhai to guest- Aur Kaaju Lijiye Na!!
Guest- Nahi Shukriya, Main Pehle Hi 3-4 Kha Chuka Hu.
Gujjubhai- Waise Khaye To Aapne 8 Hain, Par Chalo Yahaan Kaun Gin Raha Hai.
:p
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Guest- Nahi Shukriya, Main Pehle Hi 3-4 Kha Chuka Hu.
Gujjubhai- Waise Khaye To Aapne 8 Hain, Par Chalo Yahaan Kaun Gin Raha Hai.
:p
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Joke - Santa on a flight
Santa to Airhostess; "Aap ki surat meri biwi se milti hai"
Airhostess ne zordar thappad sante ke muh pe mara..
Santa: "Kamaal hai.! Aadat bhi wahi hai.
:p
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Airhostess ne zordar thappad sante ke muh pe mara..
Santa: "Kamaal hai.! Aadat bhi wahi hai.
:p
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Friday, June 22, 2012
Pic Of The Day - 22 June 2012
No more mosquitoes... :)
Thanks@Saurabh for sharing this.
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Joke - Life after death.
BOSS to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?"
EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied.
BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you."
:p
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EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied.
BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you."
:p
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Joke - Oversmart Wife
Wife to Husband: "If I sleep with ur most loving friend, what will be d 1st thought that would come in ur mind?"
Smart husband: U r a lesbian.
:p
Smart husband: U r a lesbian.
:p
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Joke - Presentation
Women Friends chatting in office Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes.How was yours
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairytale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work Husband 1: How was your evening? Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner bcoz they cut the electricity bcoz I hadn't paid the
bill; so I hd to tke my wife out to dinner which ws so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab.
We had to walk home which took an hour & whn we got home remember there was no electricity so I had
to light candles all over the house!!
Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what d reality is!!
=))
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Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairytale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work Husband 1: How was your evening? Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner bcoz they cut the electricity bcoz I hadn't paid the
bill; so I hd to tke my wife out to dinner which ws so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab.
We had to walk home which took an hour & whn we got home remember there was no electricity so I had
to light candles all over the house!!
Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what d reality is!!
=))
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Friday, June 15, 2012
Pic Of The Day - 15 June 2012
LOLZ... Wonder what would be the seating inside like :)
Thanks@Harry for sharing this.
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Joke - Dr. Santa
NURSE : Udas kyun baithe ho Sir..?
DR SANTA: Dopahar ko jiska operation kiya tha wo mar gaya..!
NURSE : Sir, Wo operation nahi POSTMORTEM tha..!!
=D
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DR SANTA: Dopahar ko jiska operation kiya tha wo mar gaya..!
NURSE : Sir, Wo operation nahi POSTMORTEM tha..!!
=D
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Joke - 500 page ki kitab
Doctr pagl se- Ye kya hai?
Pagal- Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai.
Doctr- Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha?
Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja ghode par baith k jungal ki taraf chla,or akhri page pe likha k wo raja jungal pahuch gya.
Doctr- To Kaminey! Beech k 498 pano pe kya likha?
Pagal- Tigdik tigdik tigdak tigdak
=D =)):p
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Pagal- Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai.
Doctr- Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha?
Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja ghode par baith k jungal ki taraf chla,or akhri page pe likha k wo raja jungal pahuch gya.
Doctr- To Kaminey! Beech k 498 pano pe kya likha?
Pagal- Tigdik tigdik tigdak tigdak
=D =)):p
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Thursday, June 14, 2012
Pic Of The Day - 14 June 2012
Hehehe... and if someone cant read.... Guess then he would be not charged. :)
Thanks@G-Van for sharing this.
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