Joke - Facebook

Police- Sir ur wife had n accident,
pls cme to identify body nw!
Hsbnd- m busy nw, u take photo n tag me on FACE BOOK,
If it's her, I'll click 'Like'

:p


To get your stuff featured here, send them with your name and location to ainveyi@gmail.com

Joke - Santa's College

Santa opens new college.
But students are confused to take admission.
College name ...
'Santa medical college of engineering for commerce and arts.'
=)):p =D


To get your stuff featured here, send them with your name and location to ainveyi@gmail.com

Joke - Murgi ki shadi

1 Murgi Ne BAAZ se shadi kar li

Murga: Hum mar gye the kya

Murgi: Mai to tumse hi shadi krna chahti thi par Mom-dad chahte the ladka Air-Force me ho
;)



To get your stuff featured here, send them with your name and location to ainveyi@gmail.com

Killer shayari

Tumhari adao pe mai wari wari
.
Tumhari adao pe mai wari wari
.
.
.
Kya udhar barish aari?
Idhar toh
Aari-jari Aari-jari..!!!
:D
:p



To get your stuff featured here, send them with your name and location to ainveyi@gmail.com

New age ramayana

If facebook existed in the times of Ramayana..

Ram uploads status- "Going on long vacation with babe n bro "
Kekai likes this!
Comments:
Bharat- Hv fun bro..
Sita- Yipee!!! Wen raavan abducts sita,

Ram uploads status- "Raavan, u r soo bloody screwed!"
Sita likes this.
Comments: Raavan- Bring it on dude!
Hanuman- M wid u bro.. !
Raavan- screwed off monkey
Soon, Ram writes on Sita's wall- "Dont worry babe, m cming soon.. LOVE U honey Mmmuuuaaahh"
Laxman, Sita n Hanuman like ths!

Sita's status UPLOAD- "Gawd! No fashion sense here!
Every woman luks like a fat monkey!!"
Hanuman likes this!
Comments : Hanuman- Any1 worth me??
Sita- No hanuman all galz r juz eww!
Raavan- Shut up! Dont say anythng abt my country's lovely chicks!
Sita- lovely LOL..!

After killing Raavan, Ram uploads status- "Yo Ayodhayites, coming bck wid babe n bro B prepared for celebratn.."

:)



To get your stuff featured here, send them with your name and location to ainveyi@gmail.com

Joke - Zakhmi santa singh

Tv reporter ne zakhmi santa singh se pucha,
" JAB BOMB GIRA to kya vo zor se phata?"
Zakhmi Santa -
Nahin h@r@mz@de, woh Rengta hua mere paas aaya aur sharma ke bola, "Paaji..... DHOOM!!!!"
:p=D



To get your stuff featured here, send them with your name and location to ainveyi@gmail.com

Joke - Gujju ke kaaju

Gujjubhai to guest- Aur Kaaju Lijiye Na!!

Guest- Nahi Shukriya, Main Pehle Hi 3-4 Kha Chuka Hu.

Gujjubhai- Waise Khaye To Aapne 8 Hain, Par Chalo Yahaan Kaun Gin Raha Hai.
:p



To get your stuff featured here, send them with your name and location to ainveyi@gmail.com

Joke - Santa on a flight

Santa to Airhostess; "Aap ki surat meri biwi se milti hai"
Airhostess ne zordar thappad sante ke muh pe mara..
Santa: "Kamaal hai.! Aadat bhi wahi hai.

:p



To get your stuff featured here, send them with your name and location to ainveyi@gmail.com

Pic Of The Day - 22 June 2012

No more mosquitoes... :)


Thanks@Saurabh for sharing this.

(Note: We do not have any intention to infringe anyone's copyrights. In case you feel that this pic should not be here, please email us at ainveyi@gmail.com and we will promptly make necessary changes)

Joke - Life after death.

BOSS to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?"

EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied.

BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you."
:p



To get your stuff featured here, send them with your name and location to ainveyi@gmail.com

Joke - Oversmart Wife

Wife to Husband: "If I sleep with ur most loving friend, what will be d 1st thought that would come in ur mind?" 


Smart husband: U r a lesbian.


:p

Joke - Presentation

Women Friends chatting in office Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes.How was yours
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work Husband 1: How was your evening? Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner bcoz they cut the electricity bcoz I hadn't paid the
bill; so I hd to tke my wife out to dinner which ws so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab.
We had to walk home which took an hour & whn we got home remember there was no electricity so I had
to light candles all over the house!!
Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what d reality is!!
=))




To get your stuff featured here, send them with your name and location to ainveyi@gmail.com

Pic Of The Day - 15 June 2012

LOLZ... Wonder what would be the seating inside like :)



Thanks@Harry for sharing this.

(Note: We do not have any intention to infringe anyone's copyrights. In case you feel that this pic should not be here, please email us at ainveyi@gmail.com and we will promptly make necessary changes)

Joke - Dr. Santa

NURSE : Udas kyun baithe ho Sir..?

DR SANTA: Dopahar ko jiska operation kiya tha wo mar gaya..!

NURSE : Sir, Wo operation nahi POSTMORTEM tha..!!
=D




To get your stuff featured here, send them with your name and location to ainveyi@gmail.com

Joke - 500 page ki kitab

Doctr pagl se- Ye kya hai?
Pagal- Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai.
Doctr- Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha?
Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja ghode par baith k jungal ki taraf chla,or akhri page pe likha k wo raja jungal pahuch gya.
Doctr- To Kaminey! Beech k 498 pano pe kya likha?
Pagal- Tigdik tigdik tigdak tigdak
=D =)):p



To get your stuff featured here, send them with your name and location to ainveyi@gmail.com

Pic Of The Day - 14 June 2012

Hehehe... and if someone cant read.... Guess then he would be not charged. :)


Thanks@G-Van for sharing this.

(Note: We do not have any intention to infringe anyone's copyrights. In case you feel that this pic should not be here, please email us at ainveyi@gmail.com and we will promptly make necessary changes)

PJ - Prank call

Best prank call ever:
"Hello, Dominos?"...
"Yes, how may I help you?"...
"What's the number to call Pizza Hut?""
:p =))
To get your stuff featured here, send them with your name and location to ainveyi@gmail.com

Pic Of The Day - 13 June 2012

So this shop sells COLD "BEAR"s... :D
It happens only in India.. ;)




Thanks@BBM King for sharing this.

(Note: We do not have any intention to infringe anyone's copyrights. In case you feel that this pic should not be here, please email us at ainveyi@gmail.com and we will promptly make necessary changes)

Joke - Prayer

Ek aadmi mandir mein bhagwan se..

Bhagwan..
Tune bachpan diya, chheen liya..
Jawani di, chheen li...
Paisa diya, woh bhe wapas chheen liya...
Ek Biwi Bhi Di Hai, Bhool Gaya Kya...??
:P 


Thanks@Vikas for sharing this :)
To get your stuff featured here, send them with your name and location to ainveyi@gmail.com

Pic Of The Day - 12 June 2012

Funny notice in a restaurant in India.
Asking couples sitting without ordering to pay "Seating Charge"



Thanks@Ashoo Bihari for sharing this.

(Note: We do not have any intention to infringe anyone's copyrights. In case you feel that this pic should not be here, please email us at ainveyi@gmail.com and we will promptly make necessary changes)