Friday, June 15, 2012

Pic Of The Day - 15 June 2012


LOLZ... Wonder what would be the seating inside like :)



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Joke - Dr. Santa

NURSE : Udas kyun baithe ho Sir..?

DR SANTA: Dopahar ko jiska operation kiya tha wo mar gaya..!

NURSE : Sir, Wo operation nahi POSTMORTEM tha..!!
=D




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Joke - 500 page ki kitab

Doctr pagl se- Ye kya hai?
Pagal- Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai.
Doctr- Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha?
Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja ghode par baith k jungal ki taraf chla,or akhri page pe likha k wo raja jungal pahuch gya.
Doctr- To Kaminey! Beech k 498 pano pe kya likha?
Pagal- Tigdik tigdik tigdak tigdak
=D =)):p



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Thursday, June 14, 2012

Pic Of The Day - 14 June 2012


Hehehe... and if someone cant read.... Guess then he would be not charged. :)


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PJ - Prank call

Best prank call ever:
"Hello, Dominos?"...
"Yes, how may I help you?"...
"What's the number to call Pizza Hut?""
:p =))
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Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Pic Of The Day - 13 June 2012


So this shop sells COLD "BEAR"s... :D
It happens only in India.. ;)




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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Joke - Prayer

Ek aadmi mandir mein bhagwan se..

Bhagwan..
Tune bachpan diya, chheen liya..
Jawani di, chheen li...
Paisa diya, woh bhe wapas chheen liya...
Ek Biwi Bhi Di Hai, Bhool Gaya Kya...??
:P 


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Pic Of The Day - 12 June 2012


Funny notice in a restaurant in India.
Asking couples sitting without ordering to pay "Seating Charge"



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Joke - Marwadi

Marwadi ko accident hoyo..
Dr bolyo-'Taanko lagano padego'.
Marwadi-Kitto pisa lagego?
Dr-2000.
Marwadi-Arey Bhaya Taanko lagano hai...
'EMBROIDERY' Koni Karwani.

:D


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Joke - Dhoke

Maine jindgi me hamesha dhoke hi khaye he..
Jaise
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Amrud
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Angur
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Aam
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Seb
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Chiku

sab dhoke hi khaye he....
Aap bhi hamesha dhoke hi khana....
=D


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Monday, June 11, 2012

Joke - Miyaan Biwi Ka Khwab.

Husband: Kal mere khawab main 1 ladki aye thi... Kya Ladki thi !

Wife: Akeli ayi hogi ?

Husband: Tumko kaise pata ?

Wife: Uska husband mere khawab main aya tha !!


:) :p

Pic Of The Day - 11 June 2012


Now thats what you call a real cop :p


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Joke- De addiction

Daru ki vajah se brbad shrabi ne kasam li or ghar se Daru ki khali bottles fekne laga
1st fek k bola- teri vajah se meri Nokri gayi
Dusri- Teri vjh se mera Ghar bika
Tisri- Teri vjh se meri Biwi chali gayi
4th uthai to vo bhari hui nikli, bola -









Tu side me ho ja, tu bekasoor hai..
;)
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Friday, June 8, 2012

Pic Of The Day - 08 June 2012


So who wants to go to a saloon??



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Joke - Santa again

Bank sends santa a mail..
"Your payments are outstanding."

Santa replies"Thanks for the compliment."
:)



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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Pic Of The Day - 06 June 2012


United states of Ludhiana.. :D


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Joke - Traffic violation

A girl was driving when she saw d flash of a traffic camera.

She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though she knew that she was not speeding.

Just to be sure, she went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

Now she began to think that this was quite funny, so she drove even slower as she passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed.

She tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while she rolled past at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, she got five challans for driving without a seat belt.

Girls!
=))X_X:p=D



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Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Pic Of The Day - 05 June 2012


Facebook Friends :D


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Gyan - Tears

Tears are not necessarily a sign of weak character. 
Sometimes it is a sign of strong onions.
:)

Joke - Magic lamp

A man found Aladin's Lamp.
He asked the Ginnie to increase his wife's brain by ten times..Ginnie Laughed & said
"Multiplication doesnt apply on Zero, master.
:)



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