Monday, June 11, 2012

Joke - Miyaan Biwi Ka Khwab.

Husband: Kal mere khawab main 1 ladki aye thi... Kya Ladki thi !

Wife: Akeli ayi hogi ?

Husband: Tumko kaise pata ?

Wife: Uska husband mere khawab main aya tha !!


:) :p

Pic Of The Day - 11 June 2012


Now thats what you call a real cop :p


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Joke- De addiction

Daru ki vajah se brbad shrabi ne kasam li or ghar se Daru ki khali bottles fekne laga
1st fek k bola- teri vajah se meri Nokri gayi
Dusri- Teri vjh se mera Ghar bika
Tisri- Teri vjh se meri Biwi chali gayi
4th uthai to vo bhari hui nikli, bola -









Tu side me ho ja, tu bekasoor hai..
;)
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Friday, June 8, 2012

Pic Of The Day - 08 June 2012


So who wants to go to a saloon??



Thanks@Ishan for sharing this.

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Joke - Santa again

Bank sends santa a mail..
"Your payments are outstanding."

Santa replies"Thanks for the compliment."
:)



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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Pic Of The Day - 06 June 2012


United states of Ludhiana.. :D


Thanks@Shyamlendu for sharing this.

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Joke - Traffic violation

A girl was driving when she saw d flash of a traffic camera.

She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though she knew that she was not speeding.

Just to be sure, she went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

Now she began to think that this was quite funny, so she drove even slower as she passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed.

She tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while she rolled past at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, she got five challans for driving without a seat belt.

Girls!
=))X_X:p=D



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Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Pic Of The Day - 05 June 2012


Facebook Friends :D


Thanks@Shyamu for sharing this.

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Gyan - Tears

Tears are not necessarily a sign of weak character. 
Sometimes it is a sign of strong onions.
:)

Joke - Magic lamp

A man found Aladin's Lamp.
He asked the Ginnie to increase his wife's brain by ten times..Ginnie Laughed & said
"Multiplication doesnt apply on Zero, master.
:)



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Monday, June 4, 2012

Joke - Best friend vs Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend

"U r my Best Friend"

But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife

"U r my Best Wife?"
:p



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Joke - vardaan

Bhagwan : maango Beta koi mannat maango
Bhakt : Please mujhe phir se unmarried kar do.
Bhagwan : Abbe oye... Sorry.. BETAA.. mannat maango "jannat" nahi
=))



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Pic Of The Day - 04 June 2012


Computer vs Husband :p



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Joke - Angrezi

If d worgue of time is ritsol by u n u r perdising it
den.
.
.
.
.
.
niche to aise a gye jaise upr ki sari angreji smjh agyi.


WADDE ANGREZ BANE FIRDE HAI..



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Saturday, June 2, 2012

Pic Of The Day - 2 June 2012



Hahaha.... Google India Is Awesome... It really knows everything :p

Thanks@Ishan for sharing this.

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Friday, June 1, 2012

SMS PJ- 10 things

I know at least 10 things about you.
1. You are reading this msg.
2. You are human.
3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips.
4. You just attempted to do it.
6. You are laughing at yourself.
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5.
8. You just checked to check if there is a No. 5.
9. You are laughing at this because I caught you.
10. You are probably going to send this to other people and try to catch them too..
\=D/
=))•´¨)


Thabks@bawa for sharing this :)
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Thursday, May 31, 2012

Pic Of The Day - 31 May 2012


Various shades of my India.. :)




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Joke - Gujju love letter

Gujju luv letter:
Mari deer Puspa..
U r que tea,luv lee, sack sea,on nest,a tract thief,cheer fool,soup pub & u r my mst pres yes lower..
Taro cumless (kamlesh)



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Joke - superman

What is Superman's favourite hindi song??

Hawa mein Udtaa jaye, mera Lal Duppataa Malmal ka !!
;)=D



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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Joke - Problem vs Challenge

TEACHER:
What is the difference between
problem and challenge????

STUDENT:
3boys+1girl= Problem
1boy+3girls= Challenge.
:p



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