Gyan:- Safety Tips For Winter

Safety Tip #361 for Winters !!

Stand in front of mirror with one glass of water..
throw water on d mirror
& say..

" Ahaa.. Now I took a bath..!! "
X_X=))

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Humour- Punjabi Boliyan

ßari ßarsi khttan Gya Si, Khat ke
Lyandi khand (sugar).. . . . . .

ßari ßarsi khtan Gya Si, Khat ke
Lyandi khand.. . . . . .

..O Teri Di ..O Teri Di ..
Aini Thand....Aini Thand....
=)) :D

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FB / Gyan: Drinking with friends

The privilege of Drinking with Friends is that,we can talk nonsense all the time..
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& the best thing is-
Nonsense is Understood, Discussed & Respected :)

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Gyan: Save The World

How to save the world:

1. Open MS Word

2. Make a document named "The World"

3. Save the document

:)

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SMS Joke- Golden Words

Golden Words By Hitler:
'If U Can't Fly, Run. If U Can't Run, Walk. If U Can't Walk, Crawl..
But..Keep Moving
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Santa:
O Te Thik Aa,Par Jana Kithey hai??!!


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Jan 01, 2013 ka pehla khatarnak joke

Q: I have five thousand bucks with me. But can only spend 3000. Why

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A: Kyunki Do Hazaar Tera hai. 2013..
:)

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Joke - Santa Banta 8th Fail

Facebook newsfeed post by: Kawaljit Singh Munjal
Kawaljit Singh Munjal wrote:

Santa, Banta 8th me aathvi Bar Fail Ho gye.

Santa- Chal Suicide kar le.

Banta- Paagal Ho Gya Hai... Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru krna Padega.
:)


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Gyan/ Joke - Sabse bada rupaiya..

A Heart Touching Story..Must read :(

Mother: Son I'm sorry.... I slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father.

Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this?

Mother: I'm sorry he was my first love and I could'nt marry him.. 'cause we were of different religions. He's on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever.

Son: No I'm speaking to
no one. Mr. Walia is the only father I know and that's that!!

Mother: Please don't be so upset. Just talk to him.

Son: Ok, I'll give him a piece of my mind!

Phone: Morning Son, I am Mukesh Ambani. I'm your real father.

Son: Maa ki Aaaannkkhhh...
Dad! Dad! Dad!!!
Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!!
Luv u so much Dad!!!!
I always knew there was something special about me..
Thank you soooo much Mum.
You are the best mum in the world!

Moral:
Na Biwi Na Bachha
Na Baap Bada Na Bhaiya,
The whole thing is that Bhaiya,
Sabse Bada Rupppaiyaaaa..!­!!
:D

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Sms / BBM / Watsapp Gyan - Don't drink and drive

Plz forward this to all who u care for!

A serious warning to all my friends.

Drinking & driving is extremely dangerous.
Sunday evening while driving, My friend took his arm out of the window to indicate that he is turning right & someone took his beer.!!!


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Gyan - Punjabi Dieting Plan

Punjabi Dieting Plan: TRY IT!

7:30am: 1 slice of bread, 1 half boiled egg
10am: 1 cup green Tea
12pm: half cup boiled chanay
1pm: 1 banana
5pm: 1 Cup Tea without sugar
7pm: 1 cup skim milk
9pm: Green Tea
10:00pm: Johnnie Walker 3-4 large

11:45pm:

Chicken Tikka, Butter Naan, Makhni Paneer, Butter Chicken, Dal Makhni, Kulfi faluda, Gulab Jamun with Ice Cream. And at the end 1 Chilled Diet Coke...!!! ;) =)) =))
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Gyan / Joke - Indian Housewife Secrets

Indian Housewives ki sirf 2 pareshaaniyan:-

1) Maid nahin hai parson se.
2) Husband wohi hai barson se.
X_X. =))=))

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Gyan - Previllage of drinking

The privilege of Drinking with Friends is that,we can talk
nonsense all the time

& the best thing is-
Nonsense is
Understood, Discussed & Respected =)) =D

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Gyan/ Joke- key to nirvana.. Punjabi style

The ultimate 'Key' to relieve you from all worldly tension and achieve a higher sense of nirvana has been discovered by The Punjabis its called........'Saanu Key'
O:)


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Gyan - Women power

If women could read minds,

every second man wud get slapped...:p =D


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Joke - Santa as security guard

Santa ws interviewed for post of security guard:
"We want someone wth a suspicious mind, alwez on hi alert, wanting to attack, strong body, high sense of hearing and, most importantly, a killer instinct. Do U think U r eligible?"

Santa: Nope..
But can my wife apply?! =D

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Gyan - Indian Television

What we learn from Indian Television Ads..??

You Don't Need Singing Skills To Be An Indian Idol, You Just Need Fair & Lovely..!!

That No One Can Eat Cadbury Dairymilk Chocolate Without Getting It All Across Their Face..!!

To Close Bathroom Door While Brushing Teeth, Else A Tv Reporter Might Step In & Ask "Kya Aapke Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai?"

Don't Buy Reliance..!! Even Anushka Sharma Couldn't Convince Ranvijay To Buy It..!!

That Both Kareena Kapoor & Saif Ali Khan Have Serious Dandruff Problem..!!

That If You Don't Use Harpic, People Will Barge Into Your House To Clean Your Toilet..!!

That Only Thing Super Hot Girls Care About Is Your 140 Rupees Deodorant Bathed Body !

Money Minded Women Will Fall For Any Guy Who Applies A Deo Or Uses A Fairness Cream. No Other Quality Matters..!!

That Salman With A Relaxo Chappal Can Achieve Many Great Things, Unlike The Salman Without The Chappals..!!

That Your Mom Will Be Proud Of You If You Take A Bath In A Puddle Of Mud! #Daag Ache Hain :p

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Joke - Khoobsoorat Patni

Pati-Dear Tum Khubsurat Hoti Jaa Rahi Ho.
Patni (Kitchen se)-Tumne Kaise Jana Dear ?
Pati-Tumhe Dekhkar Rotiyan bhi 'Jalne' Lagi Hai..!

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Joke- Examination

After Examination-
1st Benchers- Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,
2nd Benchers- Are yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,
3rd Benchers- Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai,
4th Benchers- wat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu, Last benchers- "Abe Paper ki maa ki aankh, wo mere room wali madam kya gazab aayi thi, samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya maal ko"
=D ;)

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Joke - PROUD FATHERS

Three men was talking and bragging about their sons ..

1st Father :
My son is a successful home builder & rich that he gifted a 40 Lakh villa ... to his friend ..!!

2nd Father :
My son is rich too and has huge car showroom.. he gifted a 70 Lakh brand new BMW car to his friend ..!!

3rd Father :
My son is a richest stockbroker in the city.. he just donated 1 Crore to his friend for his business...!!

There another father was sitting and listening to them so all three asked him about his son ...

He replied :
Well, my son is gay & dances in a gay bar ..'m not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well... Cause his boyfriends gave him a villa, a brand new BMW & he will start his own dance bar cause he just got 1 Crore from his another boyfriend.. :P ;))


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Gyan- God's Blockbuster Hindi Movie in 2012

GUESS GOD IS MAKING MEGA BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE...

In 2012, he called big stars like

Dev anand,
Rajesh khanna,
Shammi Kappor,
Dara singh

Director: Yash Chopra

Singer: Jagjit Singh

Comedian: Jaspal Bhatti

Cartoonist and Sarkaar: Balasaheb Thackeray

God we hope casting of your movie is complete..
Now that you also have financier Ponty Chadha and villain Kasab.

(Shared by - Vikas Gupta.)