Naughty Signboards

📋 Signboard outside Heaven:

"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers"

📋 Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:

" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended.. Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers."

📋 Signboard outside a prostitute's house..

" Married MEN are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.."

📋 SignBoard outside GARAGE:

"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder.."

📋 Signboard outside A Bar:

" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance "

📋 Signboard outside Driving School:

" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....."

📋 Signboard outside Library:

"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with BOTH Hands.."

;) :) ;)

Thanks@ Aragya for sharing.

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PJ- My Best Friend

English teacher: aaj sabko My best friend par 10 line likhni hai.
Thodi der baad ek student ne uthkar pucha
Madm "Kamine" Ko English Me Kya Khte Hai,.|
:p

Thanks @ Vick for sharing :)

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Gyan - Pyar karna padta hai ya ho jata hai.

Bhakth: Baba pyar karna padta hai ya ho jata hai????

Baba: Beta agar ladki khubsurat ho aur scooty pe ho toh ho jata hai... Agar ladki badsurat ho aur Audi mai ho toh karna padta hai.
=))

Thanks @ Berry for sharing this one :)
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Joke - Chintu - Tinku (#26)

Chintu: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Tinku: Zyada kuch nahi, 2-4 ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

:)

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Joke: Mouse in Arab's Hotel room

An Arab couple went 2
London
.
.
1 day in the hotel room,
d husband heard his
wife scream 'Faar
Faar' (it is d arabic word
for Mouse)
.
.
He wanted to inform
Room Service but didnt
know English word for
Faar.
Husband: Hello Room
Service?
.
Room Service: Yes Sir,
how can I help u?
.
Husband : U know Tom
n Jerry?
.
Room Service: Yes Sir, I
know Tom n Jery
.
.
Husband : Walla Habibi,
JERRY is here!

Thanks @anushka for sharing this one :)

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Killer BBM PJ - FB pe setting

Kisiko FB pe Setting karni hai to.......
........
.........
...........
.......
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Right side pe Setting ka option hai jitni marzi kar lo... :p

Thanks @ Deeps for sharing this one :)
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Joke - Indian Husband Wife Fighting

Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana
:D

Thanks @ Sonik for sharing :)

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Joke - Santa calls radio after finding a wallet

Santa ne FM Radio pe phone kiya aur kaha :
.
.
Mujhe Lawrence Road pe ek Purse mila hai jisme 15000 cash, ek Credit Card aur Rahman Malik ke naam ka ID mila hai....
.
.
RJ : Wah... Aap kitne imaandaar hain.... Kya aap unhe wo purse waapis karna chahenge???
.
.
Santa : Nahi... Main chahta hun ki Rahman Malik ke liye ek SAD SONG bajaya jaaye. ;)
:)

Thanks@ Sandy for sharing this one :)

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