Thursday, May 30, 2013

Naughty Signboards

๐Ÿ“‹ Signboard outside Heaven:

"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers"

๐Ÿ“‹ Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:

" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended.. Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers."

๐Ÿ“‹ Signboard outside a prostitute's house..

" Married MEN are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.."

๐Ÿ“‹ SignBoard outside GARAGE:

"If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder.."

๐Ÿ“‹ Signboard outside A Bar:

" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance "

๐Ÿ“‹ Signboard outside Driving School:

" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....."

๐Ÿ“‹ Signboard outside Library:

"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with BOTH Hands.."

;) :) ;)

Thanks@ Aragya for sharing.

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