Joke - Facebook

Police- Sir ur wife had n accident,
pls cme to identify body nw!
Hsbnd- m busy nw, u take photo n tag me on FACE BOOK,
If it's her, I'll click 'Like'

:p


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Joke - Santa's College

Santa opens new college.
But students are confused to take admission.
College name ...
'Santa medical college of engineering for commerce and arts.'
=)):p =D


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Joke - Murgi ki shadi

1 Murgi Ne BAAZ se shadi kar li

Murga: Hum mar gye the kya

Murgi: Mai to tumse hi shadi krna chahti thi par Mom-dad chahte the ladka Air-Force me ho
;)



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Killer shayari

Tumhari adao pe mai wari wari
.
Tumhari adao pe mai wari wari
.
.
.
Kya udhar barish aari?
Idhar toh
Aari-jari Aari-jari..!!!
:D
:p



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New age ramayana

If facebook existed in the times of Ramayana..

Ram uploads status- "Going on long vacation with babe n bro "
Kekai likes this!
Comments:
Bharat- Hv fun bro..
Sita- Yipee!!! Wen raavan abducts sita,

Ram uploads status- "Raavan, u r soo bloody screwed!"
Sita likes this.
Comments: Raavan- Bring it on dude!
Hanuman- M wid u bro.. !
Raavan- screwed off monkey
Soon, Ram writes on Sita's wall- "Dont worry babe, m cming soon.. LOVE U honey Mmmuuuaaahh"
Laxman, Sita n Hanuman like ths!

Sita's status UPLOAD- "Gawd! No fashion sense here!
Every woman luks like a fat monkey!!"
Hanuman likes this!
Comments : Hanuman- Any1 worth me??
Sita- No hanuman all galz r juz eww!
Raavan- Shut up! Dont say anythng abt my country's lovely chicks!
Sita- lovely LOL..!

After killing Raavan, Ram uploads status- "Yo Ayodhayites, coming bck wid babe n bro B prepared for celebratn.."

:)



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Joke - Zakhmi santa singh

Tv reporter ne zakhmi santa singh se pucha,
" JAB BOMB GIRA to kya vo zor se phata?"
Zakhmi Santa -
Nahin h@r@mz@de, woh Rengta hua mere paas aaya aur sharma ke bola, "Paaji..... DHOOM!!!!"
:p=D



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Joke - Gujju ke kaaju

Gujjubhai to guest- Aur Kaaju Lijiye Na!!

Guest- Nahi Shukriya, Main Pehle Hi 3-4 Kha Chuka Hu.

Gujjubhai- Waise Khaye To Aapne 8 Hain, Par Chalo Yahaan Kaun Gin Raha Hai.
:p



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Joke - Santa on a flight

Santa to Airhostess; "Aap ki surat meri biwi se milti hai"
Airhostess ne zordar thappad sante ke muh pe mara..
Santa: "Kamaal hai.! Aadat bhi wahi hai.

:p



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Pic Of The Day - 22 June 2012

No more mosquitoes... :)


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Joke - Life after death.

BOSS to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?"

EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied.

BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you."
:p



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Joke - Oversmart Wife

Wife to Husband: "If I sleep with ur most loving friend, what will be d 1st thought that would come in ur mind?" 


Smart husband: U r a lesbian.


:p

Joke - Presentation

Women Friends chatting in office Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes.How was yours
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work Husband 1: How was your evening? Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner bcoz they cut the electricity bcoz I hadn't paid the
bill; so I hd to tke my wife out to dinner which ws so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab.
We had to walk home which took an hour & whn we got home remember there was no electricity so I had
to light candles all over the house!!
Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what d reality is!!
=))




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Pic Of The Day - 15 June 2012

LOLZ... Wonder what would be the seating inside like :)



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Joke - Dr. Santa

NURSE : Udas kyun baithe ho Sir..?

DR SANTA: Dopahar ko jiska operation kiya tha wo mar gaya..!

NURSE : Sir, Wo operation nahi POSTMORTEM tha..!!
=D




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Joke - 500 page ki kitab

Doctr pagl se- Ye kya hai?
Pagal- Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai.
Doctr- Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha?
Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja ghode par baith k jungal ki taraf chla,or akhri page pe likha k wo raja jungal pahuch gya.
Doctr- To Kaminey! Beech k 498 pano pe kya likha?
Pagal- Tigdik tigdik tigdak tigdak
=D =)):p



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Pic Of The Day - 14 June 2012

Hehehe... and if someone cant read.... Guess then he would be not charged. :)


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PJ - Prank call

Best prank call ever:
"Hello, Dominos?"...
"Yes, how may I help you?"...
"What's the number to call Pizza Hut?""
:p =))
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Pic Of The Day - 13 June 2012

So this shop sells COLD "BEAR"s... :D
It happens only in India.. ;)




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Joke - Prayer

Ek aadmi mandir mein bhagwan se..

Bhagwan..
Tune bachpan diya, chheen liya..
Jawani di, chheen li...
Paisa diya, woh bhe wapas chheen liya...
Ek Biwi Bhi Di Hai, Bhool Gaya Kya...??
:P 


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Pic Of The Day - 12 June 2012

Funny notice in a restaurant in India.
Asking couples sitting without ordering to pay "Seating Charge"



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Joke - Marwadi

Marwadi ko accident hoyo..
Dr bolyo-'Taanko lagano padego'.
Marwadi-Kitto pisa lagego?
Dr-2000.
Marwadi-Arey Bhaya Taanko lagano hai...
'EMBROIDERY' Koni Karwani.

:D


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Joke - Dhoke

Maine jindgi me hamesha dhoke hi khaye he..
Jaise
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Amrud
.
Angur
.
Aam
.
Seb
.
Chiku

sab dhoke hi khaye he....
Aap bhi hamesha dhoke hi khana....
=D


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Joke - Miyaan Biwi Ka Khwab.

Husband: Kal mere khawab main 1 ladki aye thi... Kya Ladki thi !

Wife: Akeli ayi hogi ?

Husband: Tumko kaise pata ?

Wife: Uska husband mere khawab main aya tha !!


:) :p

Pic Of The Day - 11 June 2012

Now thats what you call a real cop :p


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Joke- De addiction

Daru ki vajah se brbad shrabi ne kasam li or ghar se Daru ki khali bottles fekne laga
1st fek k bola- teri vajah se meri Nokri gayi
Dusri- Teri vjh se mera Ghar bika
Tisri- Teri vjh se meri Biwi chali gayi
4th uthai to vo bhari hui nikli, bola -









Tu side me ho ja, tu bekasoor hai..
;)
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Pic Of The Day - 08 June 2012

So who wants to go to a saloon??



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Joke - Santa again

Bank sends santa a mail..
"Your payments are outstanding."

Santa replies"Thanks for the compliment."
:)



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Pic Of The Day - 06 June 2012

United states of Ludhiana.. :D


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Joke - Traffic violation

A girl was driving when she saw d flash of a traffic camera.

She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though she knew that she was not speeding.

Just to be sure, she went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

Now she began to think that this was quite funny, so she drove even slower as she passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed.

She tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while she rolled past at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, she got five challans for driving without a seat belt.

Girls!
=))X_X:p=D



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Pic Of The Day - 05 June 2012

Facebook Friends :D


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Gyan - Tears

Tears are not necessarily a sign of weak character. 
Sometimes it is a sign of strong onions.
:)

Joke - Magic lamp

A man found Aladin's Lamp.
He asked the Ginnie to increase his wife's brain by ten times..Ginnie Laughed & said
"Multiplication doesnt apply on Zero, master.
:)



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Joke - Best friend vs Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend

"U r my Best Friend"

But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife

"U r my Best Wife?"
:p



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Joke - vardaan

Bhagwan : maango Beta koi mannat maango
Bhakt : Please mujhe phir se unmarried kar do.
Bhagwan : Abbe oye... Sorry.. BETAA.. mannat maango "jannat" nahi
=))



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Pic Of The Day - 04 June 2012

Computer vs Husband :p



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Joke - Angrezi

If d worgue of time is ritsol by u n u r perdising it
den.
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.
.
niche to aise a gye jaise upr ki sari angreji smjh agyi.


WADDE ANGREZ BANE FIRDE HAI..



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Pic Of The Day - 2 June 2012

Hahaha.... Google India Is Awesome... It really knows everything :p

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SMS PJ- 10 things

I know at least 10 things about you.
1. You are reading this msg.
2. You are human.
3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips.
4. You just attempted to do it.
6. You are laughing at yourself.
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5.
8. You just checked to check if there is a No. 5.
9. You are laughing at this because I caught you.
10. You are probably going to send this to other people and try to catch them too..
\=D/
=))•´¨)


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