BBM / FB Gyan:- 10 Mantras for a cool life.

10 Mantras for a cool life:

1. Money is not everything. There's also Mastercard & Visa.
2. Save water. Drink on the rocks.
3. Fruits/Salads are healthy. So leave em for sick.
4. Books are holy. So don't touch them.
5. Don't shout in the class. It disturbs those who are sleeping.
6. Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
7. Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.
8. Why do something today when it can be done tomorrow. By someone else.
9. Every one should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life.
10. One should love animals. They are tasty too.
:p

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BBM / SMS PJ:- Someone Special

Everybody wants
some1 special,

some1 Innocent,

some1 nice,

some1 C0oL,

some1 sweet,

some1 intelligent.

but yaar! why always ME, ME & ME?

Jaan lelo ab sab meri
;):p


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PJ - Rajinikanth Big Boss

"Once Rajnikant Got Angry On his friend'
& told him not 2 Show his face ever again

Today dat person is known as BIG BOSS"!

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Killer Shayari #256-260 - Arz kiya hai

 1 Ladki ne kiya Ladke k Gaal pe Kiss..
 1 Ladki ne kiya Ladke k Gaal pe Kiss..

📨Mutual Funds are subjected to Market Risks.. 
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 Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Purana...
 Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Purana...

👭Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. 
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👰 Gym karna jaruri hai Acche Swasthya k liye...
 Gym karna jaruri hai Acche swasthya k liye...

 Munni badnam hui Darling tere liye... 
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 Paanch Rupey ka Ek Samosa  Dus Rupey ka Do,
 Paanch Rupey ka Ek Samosa Dus Rupey ka Do.

 ACP ne kaha"DAYA darwaza tod do. 
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😧Darr se daro nahi, just fight it.... 
😧Darr se daro nahi, just fight it.... 

 Hi I m Rajnikant, Mind it..!! 

Killer Shayari #251- 255 - Arz kiya hai

Blood Donate karne se pehle humesha uska Group janchna... 
Blood Donate karne se pehle humesha uska Group janchna...


 BASANTI in kutto k samne kabhi mat nachna.... 
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Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA..🙋
Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA..


 Itni Shakti hume dena DATA.. 
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Ab to Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana.
Ab to Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana.
 A for Apple B for Banana.🍌
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 Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala...
 Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala...
 Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life JhingaLala ..!!😻
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Romio ne Juliet se kaha Ek Sach..🙀
Romio ne Juliet se kaha Ek Sach..
 Asali masale sach sach MDH.....MDH ...!

Killer Shayari #250 - Arz kiya hai

Main hu Yaha Tu hai waha... 
Main hu Yaha Tu hai waha..

 LIFEBUOY hai jaha Tandurusti hai waha...👪

Killer Shayari #249 - Arz kiya hai

Mehgai k iss daur me karna padta hai apne kharche par kaboo.. 
Mehgai k iss daur me karna padta hai apne kharche par kaboo..

 Ek chutki Sindoor ki kimmat tum kya jaano RameshBabu ??  

Killer Shayari #248 - Arz kiya hai

 Yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak ??
 Yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak ??

 Cameraman Prafful ke saath Deepak  Chaurasia AAJ TAK..📜

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Killer Shayari #247 - Arz kiya hai

Traffic Jaam me attak gayi Bike,
Traffic Jaam me attak gayi Bike,

😮Chalo sab khele Counter-Strike .

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Killer Shayari #246 - Arz kiya hai

Dil pagal hai Pyar mein Tere Paaro,
Dil pagal hai Pyar mein Tere Paaro,

ACP bola,"Daya, Ghar ka kona- kona chaanmaaro"
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Killer Shayari #239-245 Arz kiya hai..

Mountain Dew Peene se udd jaata hai
Fear,
Basically your concepts are not clear..
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Dost ne pucha Exam mein,"5th
Answer Batao",
Maine kaha Melody Khao
khud jaan jaao..
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Pamela ke Pyar mein pagal ho
gaya peter, Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80KM
prati leter..
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aatma chhod gayi Jism purana,
Didi tera Devar Deewana..
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Blood donate karne ke pehle
hamesha Group jhachna,
Basanti, in Kutto ke samne mat Nachna..
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Yasomati Maiyya se bole Nandlala,
Tata Sky laga dala toh Life Jhingalala..
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Agar Tabiyat kharab hai to
dhundo koi chemist,
My name is Khan and I'm not a Terrorist,

:)
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Gyan: HINDI SONGS & THEIR MEDICAL INTERPRETATIONS

HINDI SONGS & THEIR MEDICAL INTERPRETATIONS

Jiya Jale jaan jale,
Raat bhar dhuan chale
-FEVER

Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi
-HEART ATTACK

Suhani raat dhal chuki ...naa jaane tum kab aoge
-CONSTIPATION

Bidi jalayle jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag he
-ACIDITY

Tujhme rab dikhta hai ..yaara main kya karoo
-CATARACT

Tuje yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab kya kahna
-ALZHEIMER'S

Mann dole mera tann dole
-VERTIGO

Tip tip barsa paani,
paani ne aag lagayee
-URINARY INFECTION

Dil Dhadak Dhadak ke keh raha he..
-HYPERTENSION

Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen par nahi padte mere..
-CORN ON FEET

Haay re
haay Neend nahin aaye..
-INSOMNIA

Batana bi nahi aata, Chupana bi nahi aata..
-PILES

And Above All

Lagi Aaj Saawan ki phir woh Zadi he..
-LOOSE MOTION

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BBM/ FB Gyan - Factual Facts

6 Negatives Lines,
With positive meanings :

Money can't buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a cycle :D

Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name \=D/

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again /:)

Many people are alive only bcoz its illegal to shoot them(n)

Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does juice*wine*

Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke, it doesn't mean you'll never die..!!
:xx

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BBM Gyan #362 - Boy and Girl

Each girl wants 'BARBIE DOLL' n each boy wants 'BIG CAR' in their childhood.

But after grwing up, each girl needs 'BIG CAR' n each boy needs 'BARBIE DOLL'
:)

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Joke: 3rd Class student and teacher.

3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai Mai apko kesa lagta hun....??

Miss: so sweet .
Baccha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap ke ghar kab bheju......??
Miss: wo q ??
Bacha: qki wo hamari baat aage chalaye...
Miss: ye kya bakwas hai..

Baccha .

.

Tution padhane ke liye..., miss aap bhi na Qasam se tv dekh dekh k kharab ho gai hain.......

;) :p

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Gyan: Fantastic Lines

A Fantastic Line..

Ek Phoolwale ki Dukan k Board pe Likha Tha.

Insan ko Har Jagah "JEET" Chahiye !
Lekin Wo Mere Pass Aakar "HAAR" Mangte Hai..
:)

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Joke: Chand aur Mehboob

Ek raat ek Shakhs ne Chand se poocha ki, Ae chaand! Bata mera mehboob kya kar raha hai ?

� Chand bola: "Beta dekh, Pehli baat toh yeh ki main Tere baap ka naukar nahi hoon.

Doosri baat ye ki itni uparse Kuch nahi dikhta

Teesri baat ye ki Chichora pan Tum log zameen tak hi Rakho, mereko isme involve mat karo"
X_X =D
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Gyan: Accountancy fact

What is the difference between Liability & Asset?

A drunk friend is a liability.. But
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.!!

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Gyan:- Safety Tips For Winter

Safety Tip #361 for Winters !!

Stand in front of mirror with one glass of water..
throw water on d mirror
& say..

" Ahaa.. Now I took a bath..!! "
X_X=))

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Humour- Punjabi Boliyan

ßari ßarsi khttan Gya Si, Khat ke
Lyandi khand (sugar).. . . . . .

ßari ßarsi khtan Gya Si, Khat ke
Lyandi khand.. . . . . .

..O Teri Di ..O Teri Di ..
Aini Thand....Aini Thand....
=)) :D

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