Joke - Watchman

My watchman was drinking on duty...i askd him why....he said the security has to be tight !!!


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Pic Of The Day - 11 July 2012

Thanks@G-Van for sharing this.

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Joke - Santa on the beach

Santa was lying on the beach,

American: R u Relaxing?
Santa: No,i m Santa Singh,
Another American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No,I m Santa Singh
Another American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No (Shouting)I m Santa Singh 

Santa leaves that place in anger.
Then Santa asks one American lying nearby:- R u relaxing?
American: Yes.

Santa slaps him & says,
Kaminey,sab tujhe dhund rahe hein aur tu yahan pada hain.


:p


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Joke - Boy' ailment

A boy went to a doctor:-

Boy:- Doc, I guess I have a serious problem..
..I don't move my head...
..I laugh alone,
..I don't speak to any person,
..I don't notice if someone speaks to me,
..I look like stupid,

What do I have Doctor??

Doc answered: You have a blackberry  .....!!

;)
;)
:p
X_X


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Joke - Girlfriend

Grlfrnd-McDONALDS chale?

BoyFrnd-Spelling bol fir Jayenge,

Gf-1 kaam kr KFC chalte hai,

BF-KFC ka Fullform pata hai,

Gf-Rehne de..,
Samosa hi khila de..

:p
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Gyan - Presentation

Women Friends chatting in office

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?

Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes.How was yours

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work Husband 1: How was your evening? Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?

Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner bcoz they cut the electricity bcoz I hadn't paid the
bill; so I had to tke my wife out to dinner which ws so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab.
We had to walk home which took an hour & when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had
to light candles all over the house!!

Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what the reality is!!
:D



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Gyan - Relationships

Relationships are harder now because:
...conversations become texting
..arguments become phone calls
and
..feelings become status messages.



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Joke - Cockroach

2 cockroach ICU me ek dusre ke bagal me admit the-
1st- Kisne mara?
2nd- Are koi nhi,ye ladkiya mujhe dekh k itna chillati hai ki mujhe heart attack aa gya...
:p X_X =))



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Joke - Facebook

Police- Sir ur wife had n accident,
pls cme to identify body nw!
Hsbnd- m busy nw, u take photo n tag me on FACE BOOK,
If it's her, I'll click 'Like'

:p


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Joke - Santa's College

Santa opens new college.
But students are confused to take admission.
College name ...
'Santa medical college of engineering for commerce and arts.'
=)):p =D


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Joke - Murgi ki shadi

1 Murgi Ne BAAZ se shadi kar li

Murga: Hum mar gye the kya

Murgi: Mai to tumse hi shadi krna chahti thi par Mom-dad chahte the ladka Air-Force me ho
;)



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Killer shayari

Tumhari adao pe mai wari wari
.
Tumhari adao pe mai wari wari
.
.
.
Kya udhar barish aari?
Idhar toh
Aari-jari Aari-jari..!!!
:D
:p



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New age ramayana

If facebook existed in the times of Ramayana..

Ram uploads status- "Going on long vacation with babe n bro "
Kekai likes this!
Comments:
Bharat- Hv fun bro..
Sita- Yipee!!! Wen raavan abducts sita,

Ram uploads status- "Raavan, u r soo bloody screwed!"
Sita likes this.
Comments: Raavan- Bring it on dude!
Hanuman- M wid u bro.. !
Raavan- screwed off monkey
Soon, Ram writes on Sita's wall- "Dont worry babe, m cming soon.. LOVE U honey Mmmuuuaaahh"
Laxman, Sita n Hanuman like ths!

Sita's status UPLOAD- "Gawd! No fashion sense here!
Every woman luks like a fat monkey!!"
Hanuman likes this!
Comments : Hanuman- Any1 worth me??
Sita- No hanuman all galz r juz eww!
Raavan- Shut up! Dont say anythng abt my country's lovely chicks!
Sita- lovely LOL..!

After killing Raavan, Ram uploads status- "Yo Ayodhayites, coming bck wid babe n bro B prepared for celebratn.."

:)



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Joke - Zakhmi santa singh

Tv reporter ne zakhmi santa singh se pucha,
" JAB BOMB GIRA to kya vo zor se phata?"
Zakhmi Santa -
Nahin h@r@mz@de, woh Rengta hua mere paas aaya aur sharma ke bola, "Paaji..... DHOOM!!!!"
:p=D



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Joke - Gujju ke kaaju

Gujjubhai to guest- Aur Kaaju Lijiye Na!!

Guest- Nahi Shukriya, Main Pehle Hi 3-4 Kha Chuka Hu.

Gujjubhai- Waise Khaye To Aapne 8 Hain, Par Chalo Yahaan Kaun Gin Raha Hai.
:p



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Joke - Santa on a flight

Santa to Airhostess; "Aap ki surat meri biwi se milti hai"
Airhostess ne zordar thappad sante ke muh pe mara..
Santa: "Kamaal hai.! Aadat bhi wahi hai.

:p



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Pic Of The Day - 22 June 2012

No more mosquitoes... :)


Thanks@Saurabh for sharing this.

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Joke - Life after death.

BOSS to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?"

EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied.

BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you."
:p



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Joke - Oversmart Wife

Wife to Husband: "If I sleep with ur most loving friend, what will be d 1st thought that would come in ur mind?" 


Smart husband: U r a lesbian.


:p

Joke - Presentation

Women Friends chatting in office Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes.How was yours
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work Husband 1: How was your evening? Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner bcoz they cut the electricity bcoz I hadn't paid the
bill; so I hd to tke my wife out to dinner which ws so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab.
We had to walk home which took an hour & whn we got home remember there was no electricity so I had
to light candles all over the house!!
Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what d reality is!!
=))




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