Joke - Gastric problem

Old Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki
problem hai
par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me
na
BadBu aati hai na Awaaz
.
.
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Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod
chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala.
.
Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 weekbaad
aayiye".
.
.
(1 week baad)
Old Lady:"Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de
di....??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aa
rahi par bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi
hai"
.
.
Doctor:"Good..! Aapki Naak theek ho
gayi hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj
karenge......
;)
:p

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Gyan:- BF holding GF's hand

Sum boys hold their gf's hand in malls...coz if dey leave her hand she'll start shopping...
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It luks ROMANTIC bt actually its ECONOMIC.. ;)


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SMS / BBM PJ- Save the Titanic

Now you can help people who were in Titanic many a decades ago. No time travel required. Just any smart phone will do.

Rename your phone "Titanic".

Plug it to your computer via USB cable.

Click on "Sync phone".

Phone will read "Titanic is syncing".

Cancel the process, unplug the phone and save it from "Syncing".

Titanic saved.

Feel like a hero.

Call James Cameron and tell him "whether in 2D or 3D, you can save Titanic".

Send this to people on your list, help them save "Titanic" and feel like a hero.

PS : If you can't rename your smart-phone "Titanic", you should have been on that ship.

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