Joke: Punjabi Servant

Husband calls from Delhi 2 his wife in Chandigarh 📞
Servant picked d phone.
Husband: Memsab  se baat karao 
Servant: Wo to Sahab k sath kamre 🚪me hai 
Husband: Par Sahab to mai hoon 
Servant: Ab me kya karu? 
Husband: Maar de dono ko  Mai hold karta hoon 
After killing..🔪
Servant: Lasho ka kya karu? 
Husband: Ghar k piche wale swimming pool  me phek k bhaag jaa 
Servant: Par hamare ghar me to swimming pool hi nahi hai.. 😯
Husband: Oh sorry, wrong number 😋 
Phone rakh..!!

Thanks@Sandy for sharing :)

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