A Gentle reminder
about the consequences of fooling around with someone else's wife......
HAPPY DUSSEHRA :) ;) :p
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Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Friday, October 19, 2012
Joke: Drink in the air
On a flight.. after some drinks...
British: I will sleep now..(=|
American: I want to work on internet..
German: I will relax now..>:/
Punjabi: Main taan jahaaj chalaunga..!!
;) :p
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British: I will sleep now..(=|
American: I want to work on internet..
German: I will relax now..>:/
Punjabi: Main taan jahaaj chalaunga..!!
;) :p
Thanks@goyalrohit for sharing this :)
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Thursday, October 18, 2012
Ek Car ki Nilaami ho rahi thi,
10 lac :
20 lac :
30 lac :
Ek Aadmi ne Car ki kahrab halat pe ghaur kiya
to paas khade Aadmi se pucha :
Is Car me aisi kaun si khoobi hai ke iske itne daam lag rahe hain ?
Aadmi : Ab tak is Car ke 10 haadse hue hain aur har haadse me sirf or sirf "HUSBAND" hi Survive kiya hai.
Pehla Aadmi : 40 lakh :p
Thanks@ Gullubhai for sharing..
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10 lac :
20 lac :
30 lac :
Ek Aadmi ne Car ki kahrab halat pe ghaur kiya
to paas khade Aadmi se pucha :
Is Car me aisi kaun si khoobi hai ke iske itne daam lag rahe hain ?
Aadmi : Ab tak is Car ke 10 haadse hue hain aur har haadse me sirf or sirf "HUSBAND" hi Survive kiya hai.
Pehla Aadmi : 40 lakh :p
Thanks@ Gullubhai for sharing..
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Fantastic meanings...
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
YAWN:
The only opportunity some married men
ever get to open their mouths
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell
in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
OPTIMIST:
A person who, while falling from the
EIFFEL TOWER,says midway:
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills with pills and Later with his bills.
Thanks@Ish-n for sharing this :)
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A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
YAWN:
The only opportunity some married men
ever get to open their mouths
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell
in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
OPTIMIST:
A person who, while falling from the
EIFFEL TOWER,says midway:
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills with pills and Later with his bills.
Thanks@Ish-n for sharing this :)
To get your stuff featured here, send them with your name and location to ainveyi@gmail.com
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