SMS PJ- 10 things

I know at least 10 things about you.
1. You are reading this msg.
2. You are human.
3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips.
4. You just attempted to do it.
6. You are laughing at yourself.
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5.
8. You just checked to check if there is a No. 5.
9. You are laughing at this because I caught you.
10. You are probably going to send this to other people and try to catch them too..
\=D/
=))•´¨)


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Pic Of The Day - 31 May 2012

Various shades of my India.. :)




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Joke - Gujju love letter

Gujju luv letter:
Mari deer Puspa..
U r que tea,luv lee, sack sea,on nest,a tract thief,cheer fool,soup pub & u r my mst pres yes lower..
Taro cumless (kamlesh)



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Joke - superman

What is Superman's favourite hindi song??

Hawa mein Udtaa jaye, mera Lal Duppataa Malmal ka !!
;)=D



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Joke - Problem vs Challenge

TEACHER:
What is the difference between
problem and challenge????

STUDENT:
3boys+1girl= Problem
1boy+3girls= Challenge.
:p



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Pic Of The Day - 30 May 2012

It Happens Only In India... :)


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Gyan - Chess

Chess says everything about men & women.

The King has to take one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she feels like...
:p=))



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Gyan - Woman's Age

When a woman asks you to guess her age...
It's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
:p



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Joke - shareef dulha

Jain Ladkiwale - Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye Jo Paan Khata Na Ho, Cigarette, Daru Peeta Na Ho, Koi Demand Na Ho, Jo Sirf Hamare Tarah Boiled Khana Khata Ho, Aur Jo Bas Din Raat Bhagwan Ka Naam Leta Ho...

Pandit - Aisa Ladka Toh Aapko ICU Ke Emergency Ward Main Hi Milega...!!!
:)



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PJ - Bheja Fry (Indian PJs)

Bheja Fry.

Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??

Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )


Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI

Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)


Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? :)

Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener


Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?

Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai!


Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!


Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho...............

Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).


Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?

Ans:- adidas


Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?

Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!


Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
OK lot's of head scratching done.

Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!


Want one more...


Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??

Ans:- D'Cold (chain ki saans - D'cold)


Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite simple..

Ans:- D'Cold again kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi


Q11. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the. Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?

Ans:- Because Mayuri 'can - go'.


Ek aur..


Q12. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...

Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha... Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe


Q13. kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???

Ans :- Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
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Gyan - Scratch

There is Only One brand that can claim they started their business from a 'scratch'.
.
.
.
.
.
"Itch Guard"
;)=D




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Pic Of The Day - 28 May 2012

Thanks@Aman for sharing this :)




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Joke - Table manners

A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: '

Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to... The bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman?

Sherman: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny?

Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.'

The teacher was speechless and fainted
=))




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Gyan- Rich people

THIS IS Y I HATE VISITING RICH PEOPLE!
QS: wat wud u like 2 drink; fruit juice,soda, tea,milo,chocolate,or coffee?
ANS: "Tea pls"
QS: Ceylon tea,herbal tea, bush tea,honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?
ANS: "Ceylon tea pls"
QS: " How wud u like it ? Black or white?"
ANS: "WHITE PLS"
QS: " Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"
ANS: "Milk pls"
QS: "Goat milk, , camel milk, or cow milk?"
ANS: "Cow milk pls"
QS: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?
ANS:"Afrikaner cow pls"
QS: "WARM OR COLD"
ANS: "Warm pls"
QS: "Full cream,low fat, or fat free?"
ANS: "Ummmm....I'll rather take it black pls"
QS:"Would u like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ANS:" WITH SUGAR PLS"
QS: "Cane sugar,or Beet sugar"
ANS:" Cane sugar pls"
QS: "White, brown,or yellow sugar?"
ANS: "JST 4GT ABOUT TEA ,I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF WATER INSTEAD PLS."
QS: " Mineral or still water?"
ANS:" MINERAL WATER PLS"
QS : " Flavoured or non flavoured?"
ANS: " hey VOETSKEK man! just give water from da river, & dnt ask me which river. ;)
:p




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Joke - Save fuel

DHOOM 3..
John&Hritik r on BIKE wid speed of 400km/hr
&
suddenly
RaJni overtakes them with CYCLE..
&says,
Yenna RascaLaa
Save Fuellaa, Use Cycallaa.
;)




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Joke - Ladki patane ke natije

Gawar ladki patane k natije-
Boyfrnd ko pendrive de kar bolti hai -
"mere ko isme facebook daal kar dena....
Mai bhi chalaungi....!! !!!"
:D :D


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Pic of the day - 26 May 2012

Thanks@G-Van for sharing this.

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Joke - Neend nahi aati

Maine apne dil se pucha- Mujhe raat bhar neend Q ni aati?

Dil ne kaha- Drama mat kr,
tu din me so Leta hai...

<('.') Oh shit
)(> mujhe laga tha ki
/ \ pyar ho gya hai... :p




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Gyan - Relationship

There are 4 people involved in a relationship.
1.The boy
2.The girl
3.EX who keeps on disturbing
4.Someone who silently waits for the breakups
X..>...>...X



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Pic Of The Day - 25 May 2012

It happens only in india. Rush & chaos at a wine shop... as if they were distributing free samples :)