Gyan - Woman's Age

When a woman asks you to guess her age...
It's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
:p



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Joke - shareef dulha

Jain Ladkiwale - Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye Jo Paan Khata Na Ho, Cigarette, Daru Peeta Na Ho, Koi Demand Na Ho, Jo Sirf Hamare Tarah Boiled Khana Khata Ho, Aur Jo Bas Din Raat Bhagwan Ka Naam Leta Ho...

Pandit - Aisa Ladka Toh Aapko ICU Ke Emergency Ward Main Hi Milega...!!!
:)



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PJ - Bheja Fry (Indian PJs)

Bheja Fry.

Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??

Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )


Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI

Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)


Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? :)

Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener


Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?

Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai!


Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!


Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho...............

Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).


Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?

Ans:- adidas


Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?

Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!


Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
OK lot's of head scratching done.

Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!


Want one more...


Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??

Ans:- D'Cold (chain ki saans - D'cold)


Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite simple..

Ans:- D'Cold again kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi


Q11. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the. Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?

Ans:- Because Mayuri 'can - go'.


Ek aur..


Q12. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...

Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha... Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe


Q13. kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???

Ans :- Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
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Gyan - Scratch

There is Only One brand that can claim they started their business from a 'scratch'.
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"Itch Guard"
;)=D




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Pic Of The Day - 28 May 2012

Thanks@Aman for sharing this :)




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Joke - Table manners

A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: '

Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to... The bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman?

Sherman: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny?

Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.'

The teacher was speechless and fainted
=))




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Gyan- Rich people

THIS IS Y I HATE VISITING RICH PEOPLE!
QS: wat wud u like 2 drink; fruit juice,soda, tea,milo,chocolate,or coffee?
ANS: "Tea pls"
QS: Ceylon tea,herbal tea, bush tea,honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?
ANS: "Ceylon tea pls"
QS: " How wud u like it ? Black or white?"
ANS: "WHITE PLS"
QS: " Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"
ANS: "Milk pls"
QS: "Goat milk, , camel milk, or cow milk?"
ANS: "Cow milk pls"
QS: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?
ANS:"Afrikaner cow pls"
QS: "WARM OR COLD"
ANS: "Warm pls"
QS: "Full cream,low fat, or fat free?"
ANS: "Ummmm....I'll rather take it black pls"
QS:"Would u like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ANS:" WITH SUGAR PLS"
QS: "Cane sugar,or Beet sugar"
ANS:" Cane sugar pls"
QS: "White, brown,or yellow sugar?"
ANS: "JST 4GT ABOUT TEA ,I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF WATER INSTEAD PLS."
QS: " Mineral or still water?"
ANS:" MINERAL WATER PLS"
QS : " Flavoured or non flavoured?"
ANS: " hey VOETSKEK man! just give water from da river, & dnt ask me which river. ;)
:p




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Joke - Save fuel

DHOOM 3..
John&Hritik r on BIKE wid speed of 400km/hr
&
suddenly
RaJni overtakes them with CYCLE..
&says,
Yenna RascaLaa
Save Fuellaa, Use Cycallaa.
;)




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Joke - Ladki patane ke natije

Gawar ladki patane k natije-
Boyfrnd ko pendrive de kar bolti hai -
"mere ko isme facebook daal kar dena....
Mai bhi chalaungi....!! !!!"
:D :D


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Pic of the day - 26 May 2012

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Joke - Neend nahi aati

Maine apne dil se pucha- Mujhe raat bhar neend Q ni aati?

Dil ne kaha- Drama mat kr,
tu din me so Leta hai...

<('.') Oh shit
)(> mujhe laga tha ki
/ \ pyar ho gya hai... :p




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Gyan - Relationship

There are 4 people involved in a relationship.
1.The boy
2.The girl
3.EX who keeps on disturbing
4.Someone who silently waits for the breakups
X..>...>...X



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Pic Of The Day - 25 May 2012

It happens only in india. Rush & chaos at a wine shop... as if they were distributing free samples :)

Joke - Hollywood movies in punjabi

If Hollywood movies were mde in PUNJABwood..

Jurrasic park- dinasour da rola
Spiderman- jaale jatt de.
Superman- udd da jatt.
Terminator- lohe da jatt kad dau watt.
Charlie's angels- jattiyan kamal kardi.
Baby's day out- jatt da kaka pave syaapa...!!



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Joke - Good Hubby

WIfe-Agar me kho gayi to tum kya kroge.
Hus.-Baba k pas jaunga.
WIfe-Tum kitne ache ho,kya kahoge unse?
Hus.-Kahunga baba apki "kripa ho gayi":p



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Joke - Petrol hike

Santa: Oye bante, petrol 7.5rs mehnga ho gaya yaar!!
Banta: Mainu kee??!!... Main to pehle bhi 1000 ka dalwata tha, ab bhi 1000 ka dalwaunga.
=D



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Comment-baazi - Petrol Price Hike In India

Well.. the increase in petrol prices by a WHOOPING 7.5rs is a shock to everyone... However here we just summarize what all is on at the networking sites:_

1.Petrol is now so expensive that Sonam Kapoor can wear it to Cannes.

2.UPA has just peTROLLED everyone.

3.BREAKING NEWS: The sardar kid in the 'papa petrol khatam hi nahi hota' ad commits suicide.

4.If government can't fix petrol prices, let BCCI take over.

5.Rahul Gandhi understands this pain. He will meet PM and 1.50 rs rollback will be announced. Sab bolo Rahul Gandhi ki jai.

6.The only time they consulted Mamata Banerjee was before removing cartoons from textbooks.

7.last night's UPA dinner was sponsored by Indian Oil Corporation.

8.Please note: now guv employees are accpeting bribe in form of Petrol.

9.At this rate ,instead of buying petrol, It's going to get to a point where it will be cheaper to just hire people to push your car in India.

10.Petrol Pump Attendant : Kitne ka daaloon? me : 2-4 Rupye ka bike ke upar spray kar de bhai. Aag lagani hai.

11. Breaking news.. Another Rave Party Busted... Kith & Kin of well known Rich families caught sniffing PETROL... Wow!!

12. Weird imaginations surrounding my mind like - 1. People are using Ghoda - gadha n bel gaadi .. 2. Ghoda parking 50rs ... Gadha parking 30rs bel gaadi 20rs and FINAL ONE - mrs sharma to mr. Sharma " a g sunte ho.. Padosiyo ne naya Ghoda khareeda hai ... Hum kab tak tattoo use karenge ... :'(




:p

Joke - Father of my kid

A Phone Conversation.
Lady: I think u r the Father of 1 of my kids.
Man: Oh my God! R u Kiran?
Lady: No
Man: Sheela?
Lady: No
Man: Menka?
Lady (in total confusion): No Sir, Im the Class teacher of ur son.
Ooops :D.



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Pic Of The Day - 23 May 2012

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Gyan - Boss Knows It

BOSS's NOTE:-
Dear employees,

We do get to know when you're texting during the meeting.

Because seriously, no one looks at their own private parts & smiles...
:p


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