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Khargosh k 12th me 55% aye aur kachue k 40%,
fir v kachue ka admissn college me ho gya.
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Sports kota.

Bachpan me race jeeta tha.

yaad hai na
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Santa was sitting on a beach.
American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No, i'm Santa Singh.
Another American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No, i'm Santa Singh!
Another American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No, i'm Santa Singh!
Santa left that place in anger & asks one American lying at some distance:
R u Relaxing ?
American: Yes.
Santa gives him a slap and says: everyone is searching for u & u r lying here...!! Salla dekhne mein to gora lagta hai.. Pata nahi kyu yeh zameen bech bech ke aa jaate hain punjab se..??
X_X


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3 dost picnic pe gye,
Pahuchne ke baad yaad aya ki pepsi ghar bhul gye..
Decide hua ki sabse chota dost ghar se pepsi laega,
Chote dost ki ek shart thi ki
Jab tak main na aau koi samose nhi khaega..
2 ghante guzar gae, dost nhi aya.
4 ghante guzar gae, dost nhi aya.
6 ghante guzar gae, dost nhi aya.
Jab 7 ghante guzar gaye.. Bhaiyo ne socha ab samosa kha lena chahye.. Jese hi khane gaye.. Ped k peeche se chota dost nikla aur kaha:
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"Aise karoge to main nahi jaunga !!!!"
:p :D




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Gyan

Girls are like police.
Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth from you.
>=) #:-s



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Santa Samundr Me Dahi Daal Raha Tha.
Banta: Kya Kar Raha Hai?
Santa: Lassi Bana Raha Hu.
Banta: Isliye Log Hum Par Joke Banate Hai,Itni Lassi Kya Tera Baap Piyega?


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Wife : give me your phone for a second
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Husband : wait let me switch it on
... Delete video
Delete picture
Delete music
Delete private
Delete number
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete X_X
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete X_X
Delete
Delete
FORMAT MeMoRY CARD
#:-s

...Here u go
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I have nothing to hide from u!!

Wife : I just wanted to see the time
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=))


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Gyan

87% of young people have back pain.
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The other 13% don't have a computer.
:p



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Rajnikant's Fb Status -

"Those Who Will Not Like This Status
Will Not Be Able To Use Facebook Anymore."

Notification - Mark Zuckerberg And 342Million Others Like This.
Comments - Mark Zuckerberg: Jab dekho bachhe ki jaan lene pe tula rehta hai,, :(

B-) :O =))


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Poems Written By Husband And Wife..!??

This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force...!

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.!

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU..!

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star!
You should know what you are!
And once you know what you are!
Mental hospital is not so far..!

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful..
The grass and flowers too.!
If rain makes all things beautiful?
Why doesn't it rain on you??

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue.
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.!
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too..
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you..!


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Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekta or bolta,

'AUR GADHE'!

Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta...

Agle din jb wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola..

Thoda aage ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola..

SAMAJ TO TU GAYA HI HOGA...!!



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Santa . apni Billi se tang aakar use dur chhod aaya.
Ghar aaya to billi vapas aa gai thi
Vo dusari bar chhod aya billi phir vapas aa gai
3rd time vo use bahut dur chhod aaya,
Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko phone kiya: Kya billi ghar aa gai?
Bwi: Yes!
Santa: Us kamini ko bhej yahan, main rasta bhul gaya hun
>:O=))


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A minister during his speech told a story.....
"There was a father who gave 100 bucks to each of his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up a room completely.
First son bought hay for the 100 bucks but couldn't fill the room entirely.
Second son bought cotton for 100 bucks but couldn't fill the room entirely.
Third son bought a candle for only 1 buck and lit it up and the room was filled with light completely."
The minister added "Our Leader is like the third son. From the day he has taken charge of his office, our country is filled with the bright light of prosperity"
A voice from the back-bench asked "Where is the remaining 99 bucks??" =D


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A Young Man Asked A Rich Old Man:
How He Made His Money ?
The Old Guy Said:
Son, It was 1932,
The depth of the Great Depression
I Was Down To My Last Nickel
I Invested That In An Apple And Spent
The Entire Day Polishing It;
& At The End Of The Day,
I Sold The Apple For 10 Cents..!
The Nxt Day ,I Invested Those 10 Cents
In 2 Apples.
I Spent The Entire Day Polishing Them;
& Sold Them For 20 Cents, I Continued
This 4 A Month,
By The End Of Which I Had Accumulated
A Fortune Of $.1.37,
Then My Wife's Father Died & Left Us 2
Million Dollars..!
MORAL:
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Hard Work Is Just Shit..
Find A Chic Whose Father Is Rich 


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Gyan

Interesting thing about Tom & Jerry...
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You can see them running naked whole day but while swimmimg they wear swimmimg suit !
:D:D:p=D


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1st Man: Which Is The Best Month To Get Married?

2nd Man: Octembruary!

1st Man: Don't Be Silly, There Is No Such Month..

2nd Man: Exactly

:D


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Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekta or bolta,

'AUR kaminey'!

Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta...

Agle din jb wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola..

Thoda aage ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola..

SAMAJ TO TU GAYA HI HOGA...!!



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Santa goes to china.
Fell in love with a Chinese girl, got married and settled there.
After a few year Banta get the news that Santa's wife died.
So Banta tahes the first available flight and goes to china to console his friend.
When he meets Santa he was unsure what to say...
So he keeps his hand on santa's shoulder.. And.. Suddenly blurts...
"Dekh sante.. chinese thi... Aur kitna chalti yaar??"
:p :D



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Gyan (Featured)

"Apart from SINGLE &COMMITTED der shud b one mor status in a relation,


I DONT KNOW WHAT D HELL IS GOIN' ON Between US
:D" =D


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Girlfriend- u r extremely impolite.
All da tym i ws talking 2 u & u kept yawning.. :(

Bf- I ws nt yawning dear...I ws tryng 2 say sumthng..
#:-s
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Santa joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Santa :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"
\=D/ #:-s


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