Joke

Wife: What You Think About Our Love?

Husband: Try To Count The Stars In The Sky.

Wife: Awwww.... It's Infinite?!

Husband: No Dear!
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Its Waste Of Time..!!
=))



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Gyan

Tell a girl "she's beautiful" million times.. She will never believe you.

Tell her "she's fat" once.. She will never forget it.
:p



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Gf- Meri mummy ko tum bohot pasand aaye. Bf (sharmake)-Kuch bhi ho, mein shaadi tumse hi karunga, Aunty se kehna mujhe bhul jaye
=)) :p


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Joke

Suicide bomber: "EVERYONE HAS 1 MINUTE TO GET OUT OF THE PET STORE"
Turtle: "You bastard"
:]xx


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Teacher to Santa: Name 5 animals that live in water
Santa : uumm .... Frog
Teacher : Ok... The other 4
Santa : Frog di Maa, odi Penn, oda Praa te oda Pyo ....
:p



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Gyan

Sirf 2 log naseeb wale hote hai ...

Ek vo jinko sacha pyar milta hai...

Aur

Dusre Vo jinka Tarbooj Mitha nikalta hai...

Happy Tarbooj Season ....
:)


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Joke

A superb ad in paper:

"FOR SALE-
Complete set of Encyclopaedia in good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married.
Wife knows EVERYTHING.
:p



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Joke

6.2 million copies of new book sold in just 2 days due to error of 1 alphabet in title. 



"An idea , that can change your Wife"...
X_X




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PJ

1 aadmi ki 6 ungilya thi,
sab log use Radhe Shyam kehte the,
Batao kyo?
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Socho
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Kyunki Radhe Shyam hi uska Naam tha
Faltu Dimag mat lagaya karo..
:D




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Girlfriend Called her Boyfriend
GF: Honey where are you?
BF: I'm at the bank.
GF: Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to
activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my
hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.
BF: Sorry, I meant I was at the. River "bank". Do you want fish Honey ???
:D


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Bf- today i am very tensed.. Subah gaadi lag gayi, office pahucha toh saale boss ne bhi kaafi suna diyaa.. mood bahot kharab hai aaj. sir bhi dukh rha hai..



Gf-hmmm! Acha wo sb chhodo, ye dekho!!


Meri nyi chappal!!
=D


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Khargosh k 12th me 55% aye aur kachue k 40%,
fir v kachue ka admissn college me ho gya.
Q??
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Sports kota.

Bachpan me race jeeta tha.

yaad hai na
;)



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Santa was sitting on a beach.
American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No, i'm Santa Singh.
Another American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No, i'm Santa Singh!
Another American: R u relaxing?
Santa: No, i'm Santa Singh!
Santa left that place in anger & asks one American lying at some distance:
R u Relaxing ?
American: Yes.
Santa gives him a slap and says: everyone is searching for u & u r lying here...!! Salla dekhne mein to gora lagta hai.. Pata nahi kyu yeh zameen bech bech ke aa jaate hain punjab se..??
X_X


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3 dost picnic pe gye,
Pahuchne ke baad yaad aya ki pepsi ghar bhul gye..
Decide hua ki sabse chota dost ghar se pepsi laega,
Chote dost ki ek shart thi ki
Jab tak main na aau koi samose nhi khaega..
2 ghante guzar gae, dost nhi aya.
4 ghante guzar gae, dost nhi aya.
6 ghante guzar gae, dost nhi aya.
Jab 7 ghante guzar gaye.. Bhaiyo ne socha ab samosa kha lena chahye.. Jese hi khane gaye.. Ped k peeche se chota dost nikla aur kaha:
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"Aise karoge to main nahi jaunga !!!!"
:p :D




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Gyan

Girls are like police.
Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth from you.
>=) #:-s



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Joke

Santa Samundr Me Dahi Daal Raha Tha.
Banta: Kya Kar Raha Hai?
Santa: Lassi Bana Raha Hu.
Banta: Isliye Log Hum Par Joke Banate Hai,Itni Lassi Kya Tera Baap Piyega?


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Joke (Featured)

Wife : give me your phone for a second
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Husband : wait let me switch it on
... Delete video
Delete picture
Delete music
Delete private
Delete number
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete X_X
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete X_X
Delete
Delete
FORMAT MeMoRY CARD
#:-s

...Here u go
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I have nothing to hide from u!!

Wife : I just wanted to see the time
:>
=))


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Gyan

87% of young people have back pain.
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The other 13% don't have a computer.
:p



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Joke

Rajnikant's Fb Status -

"Those Who Will Not Like This Status
Will Not Be Able To Use Facebook Anymore."

Notification - Mark Zuckerberg And 342Million Others Like This.
Comments - Mark Zuckerberg: Jab dekho bachhe ki jaan lene pe tula rehta hai,, :(

B-) :O =))


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Poems Written By Husband And Wife..!??

This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force...!

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.!

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU..!

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star!
You should know what you are!
And once you know what you are!
Mental hospital is not so far..!

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful..
The grass and flowers too.!
If rain makes all things beautiful?
Why doesn't it rain on you??

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue.
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.!
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too..
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you..!


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