Joke

Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekta or bolta,

'AUR GADHE'!

Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta...

Agle din jb wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola..

Thoda aage ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola..

SAMAJ TO TU GAYA HI HOGA...!!



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Joke

Santa . apni Billi se tang aakar use dur chhod aaya.
Ghar aaya to billi vapas aa gai thi
Vo dusari bar chhod aya billi phir vapas aa gai
3rd time vo use bahut dur chhod aaya,
Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko phone kiya: Kya billi ghar aa gai?
Bwi: Yes!
Santa: Us kamini ko bhej yahan, main rasta bhul gaya hun
>:O=))


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A minister during his speech told a story.....
"There was a father who gave 100 bucks to each of his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up a room completely.
First son bought hay for the 100 bucks but couldn't fill the room entirely.
Second son bought cotton for 100 bucks but couldn't fill the room entirely.
Third son bought a candle for only 1 buck and lit it up and the room was filled with light completely."
The minister added "Our Leader is like the third son. From the day he has taken charge of his office, our country is filled with the bright light of prosperity"
A voice from the back-bench asked "Where is the remaining 99 bucks??" =D


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A Young Man Asked A Rich Old Man:
How He Made His Money ?
The Old Guy Said:
Son, It was 1932,
The depth of the Great Depression
I Was Down To My Last Nickel
I Invested That In An Apple And Spent
The Entire Day Polishing It;
& At The End Of The Day,
I Sold The Apple For 10 Cents..!
The Nxt Day ,I Invested Those 10 Cents
In 2 Apples.
I Spent The Entire Day Polishing Them;
& Sold Them For 20 Cents, I Continued
This 4 A Month,
By The End Of Which I Had Accumulated
A Fortune Of $.1.37,
Then My Wife's Father Died & Left Us 2
Million Dollars..!
MORAL:
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Hard Work Is Just Shit..
Find A Chic Whose Father Is Rich 


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Gyan

Interesting thing about Tom & Jerry...
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You can see them running naked whole day but while swimmimg they wear swimmimg suit !
:D:D:p=D


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Joke

1st Man: Which Is The Best Month To Get Married?

2nd Man: Octembruary!

1st Man: Don't Be Silly, There Is No Such Month..

2nd Man: Exactly

:D


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Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekta or bolta,

'AUR kaminey'!

Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta...

Agle din jb wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola..

Thoda aage ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola..

SAMAJ TO TU GAYA HI HOGA...!!



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Joke

Santa goes to china.
Fell in love with a Chinese girl, got married and settled there.
After a few year Banta get the news that Santa's wife died.
So Banta tahes the first available flight and goes to china to console his friend.
When he meets Santa he was unsure what to say...
So he keeps his hand on santa's shoulder.. And.. Suddenly blurts...
"Dekh sante.. chinese thi... Aur kitna chalti yaar??"
:p :D



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Gyan (Featured)

"Apart from SINGLE &COMMITTED der shud b one mor status in a relation,


I DONT KNOW WHAT D HELL IS GOIN' ON Between US
:D" =D


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Girlfriend- u r extremely impolite.
All da tym i ws talking 2 u & u kept yawning.. :(

Bf- I ws nt yawning dear...I ws tryng 2 say sumthng..
#:-s
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Santa joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Santa :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"
\=D/ #:-s


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Gyan

Have heard Married life is so easy.
It's just like a walk in the park.
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BUT the problem is:......
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That the park is Jurassic :p


Sent by Sunil (Noida). Thanks :)
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Joke (Featured)

AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves and vampires.

INDIAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry, whichever wire you cut you"always choose the right".
3. A hero will show no pain, while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wound.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps


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Santa - ''kaun si caste ke log desh ke subse achhe naagrik hote hain?''
Banta- '' baniye''
Santa - ''kaise?''
Banta - '' har jagah likha rahta hai .......DESH KE ACHHE NAGRIK BANIYE''!!;)


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Punjabi is Mathematical Language:

Dil V13, 80 V Tere, 

Horr 10 ki Haal A 13, 

Yaarn Dostan Nu ainj Nahi 27 da, 

Ok 22 G Ijazat 2, 

32 bhujayo te 100 Jayo..

Gyan (Featured)

This has got to be one of the cleverest msgs I've received in a while, Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one!)

DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE

PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN?

DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM?

ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE?

A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
I M A DOT IN PLACE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE

MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER!!!


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Joke

Wife:'I want a blackberry or apple on my coming bday'

Gujju Husband replied:-'Mango' ni season chhe mari bakudi 'Mango' kha' =D


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Featured Joke

4-5 dost baithe pee rahe the.
Tabhi table par rakha mobile baja-

Boy- Hello

GF- Main market me hu kya main 50 hazar wala gold set le lu?

Boy- Haan lelo lelo

GF- Ek silk suit bhi lelu 5500 ka hai?

Boy- Ha janu lelo,suno 2-4 lelo

GF- Thik hai.. tumhara credit card mere paas hai usi se le rahi hu

Boy- Thik hai

All Friends- Tu pagal hai ya tujhe chad gayi hai?

Boy- Wo sab chhodo aur ye batao ki yeh mobile kiska hai?


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Gyan (Featured)

Only in india....

Actors are playing cricket, Cricketers are playing politics, Politicians are watching porn and Porn stars are becoming actors ...... !!
=))


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Joke - Rajini strikes again

Rajnikant was putting his dogs tail into a pipe.
Man: Oye Pagal, dogs tail will never bcome straight.
Rajnikant: Yenna Rascala, its my dog, I am just bending the pipe.


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